kobermania

a mellow euphoric state of awesomeness

By displaying kobermania in all his endevours, the boy easily became friends with all he came into contact with.

by Mike March 4, 2005

Kirby Kiser

A Kirby Kiser is when you take an old Kirby vacuum cleaner and use the hose to suck off an old man. Then you spread the old mans jizz on a kiser roll and eat it.

2) 2 two fags. Fag 1 is the Kirby and fag 2 is the Kiser. The fag #1 (Kirby) does the sucking of the Fag #2 (Kisers) cock. After the Kiser dumps his load in the Kirbys mouth, the Kirby open the other fags ass checks (known as the kiser rolls) and spits the jizz into the kisers ass hole.

1) I was horny and hungry but I could not take my lunch for another few hours. I opened a door in the nursing home I work at and took my old Kirby vacuum and sucked out the jizz from an old man. I then put the jizz in a kiser roll and ate it.

2) That guy is a real ass hole, so I Kirby Kiser'ed him. That will teach that ass hole to fuck with me.

3) Hey, look at those kirby Kisers. They are so gay!

by Balls on Balls July 14, 2011

Kostro

A powerful humanoid mammal capable of brining positivity to any situation. With a tremendous amount of strength, the Kostro can survive a month on a single sip of water. The Kostro is also the only animal which appears above the Great White Shark on the food chain, though it presents no threat because of the dual level of respect. The Kostro can often be found shirtless, with a beer in hand, and a smiling face.

That rocket wouldn't have needed fuel to get to the moon if it was a Kostro.

by Festarious The Monk April 5, 2011

Kösterprojekt

A project that has had a lot of thought put into it, only to be sadly neglected by laziness and eventually never ever coming to completion.

Think of making a game down to the smallest detail, even have the color of the main characters shoelaces. Then, after all this detailed planning, leave the project alone to die the slow death of neglect.

by Carl Gustav IV June 22, 2004

crank that kosher boy

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating

After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy

by Damascus May 26, 2008

kosher dill

A man's "reproductive organ" which has been circumcised.

Girl: "Isn't he Jewish?"
Slut: "Yup, and he has a kosher dill."
Girl: "I'm sure you would know that"

by pw5234573457 May 14, 2009

kosher kebab kunts

The epitome of cancer, but in Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer. These Turkish pillocks are the people who (usually) hack money into their game then ram genuine good players off the road with their shitty Skodas or their loaned Renault trucks. These baklava biting bastards are to Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer what Russians are to Counter-Strike: Global Offensive: avoid them at all costs.

Genuine Trucker 1: Where you off to dude?
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh, just Duisb-
Kosher Kebab Kunt: *rams Genuine Trucker 2*
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh my god FUCK OFF, I can't stand you dumbass kosher kebab kunts!!
Kosher Kebab Kunt: XDDDDD AFEDERSİNİZ, DEĞİL!!!!!
Genuine Trucker 1: *reports Kosher Kebab Kunt*

5 minutes later...

System: No action was taken against player Kosher Kebab Kunt 1633.

by Jakercut June 21, 2018