Kurt Cobain Yourself

The act of killing yourself via gunshot wound to the head.

Kilian "You should fucking Kurt Cobain Yourself"
Logan "Who's my Courtney Love?"

by Youngxelvis December 12, 2018

Klusterfuk

1. "Growin up fucked up."

2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.

3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."

4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."

I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.

by -Blood- August 12, 2012

Kurt

The definition of a best friend. Would do anything for a friend and would stand by them through anything. Also a big lover of music. Used music to cope with things and to help friends through hard times. Also has one killer sense of style. Always knows what to say. He's also very unique in himself. He's not like most other guys you meet but once you get to know him you wouldn't want to to trade him for anything. He's really an amazing human being a true gift from god. Anyone should be so great ful to have a Kurt in their life.

Rachel: OMG, I am so blessed to have Kurt as my best friend. He's always got my back through thick and thin. We've really found a keeper.
Blaine: I know. He's honestly the strongest most inspirational man I've ever met in my life. Honestly I love him so much and wouldn't trade him for the world.
Rachel: yeah, he's definitely a true gift from god and I'm forever thankful.

by Foreverthankful July 27, 2017

Pulled a Kurt Cobain

Accidentally shot oneself in the head with a shotgun

(cop gets shot on GTA IV, falls over and accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun)
"Looks like he just pulled a Kurt Cobain!"

by Xtreme2252 September 16, 2009

kurt warner syndrome

The unfortunate condition where one find's the love of his or her life before becoming famous, as their newfound stardom would have enabled that person to meet someone far more attractive than the person they met as a non-celebrity.

Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.

by joecrow January 18, 2009

Kurt Cobain's Microphone

A shotgun.

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.

by Sieffy March 21, 2017

Dwight Kurt Schrute

The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?

Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "

*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."

by dksfan April 14, 2010