kermit

Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.

Don't worry, that Kermit is just a corporate stooge.

I am sick of all the Kermit politicians.

by Doc Dro November 1, 2015

Kermits Neck

When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!

My arse is sore from a week of Kermits Necks

by Steve Hall November 16, 2004

kermit

A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.

Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.

by stan_der_man March 3, 2010

Kermit Kombat

When someone picks a fight with Kermit the Frog. Taken from newgrounds.com. Under 18? Don't go there.

Dude: Hey Kermit you suck!
Kermit: Well, we should engage in KERMIT KOMBAT!!!!

by Fire King March 7, 2004

I want to kermit suicide

Kermit just wants to die. So do i :")

Me: i want to kermit suicide

Kermit: me too

by Timeforteletubbies August 21, 2018

Klem

Used as a term for pounds, kilos, stones etc. when describing the weight of a person (or animal if you so desire). Basically it's a word used for general poundage when describing a fatty.

"Dude, I didn't half put on some klem over Christmas, I should have well laid off the gravy"

Or

"She's looking quality these days! I reckon she's lost a few klem!"

by ZEDZDEAD December 22, 2009

Kermanshah

The most beautiful city in the world that lions are borned and people are all strong and brave

Kermanshah is the city of love

by Mehranlion March 27, 2009