kleptocracy

see above ... the United States

Any government led by a Bush is surely a kleptocracy. The just fuck shit up in multiple ways ... fucktards

by freeztyle April 18, 2006

Kleptopenis

1. The art of stealing ones man

2. The process where one subconsciously cuts off a man's penis

1. This bitch Maria finds being a kleptopenis to be her best hobby. She

don't know what's coming to her if she comes near my man.

2. Matt was rushed to the hospital when George, his kleptopenis roommate, cut off his man meat.

by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018

Kleptomaniac

Someone who cannot resist taking a souvenir from every new place he/she visits. It can be something as simple as a pen of lollipop from a bank, ranging to a pair of wangster shorts belonging to a boy from another team at a track/cross country meet. Kleptomaniacs are known to make up codenames for stolen items and their owners. also for excessive giggling.

(Cassie and Annie enter XC bus, giggling.)
Annie: Hey, you guys didn’t hear any weird noises, did you?
Cassie: Yea, your mom made some crazy noises last night!
Monkey Face: No… why?
Annie: I will tell you later. Not in front of Britter.
Guillerno: Were you guys looking at trees?
Britter: Trees? Don’t you mean flags? (cackles maniacally)
All: NO! What are you talking about, Victor?
Coach: Yea, Victor, what ARE you talking about?
(All laugh at Britter’s silliness.)
(Later, on bus ride home, with Britter safely terrorizing middle’uns.)
Monkey Face: Okay, what is it?
Annie: Hold on. (lifts up shirt)
Monkey Face: Whaaaat? Oh my GOSH!
(A traffic cone has been revealed under Annie’s seemingly preggers belly.)
(Cassie and Annie cackle maniacally.)
Monkey Face: Yalls are serious Kleptomaniacs, dawg.

by Anelisa (Clepto4Life) December 29, 2008

kleptophobia

Fear of stealing.
Can also be spelled "Cleptophobia"

Terry: Hey, you wanna go steal some alcohol from Wal*Mart?

Leon: I-I dunno, man *violently shakes like a pussy* I have Kleptophobia

by TerryKawve May 8, 2015

Kleptoplacement

the inability to refrain from subconsciously stealing items and Placing them somewhere else without thought is usually done for reasons other than personal use or financial gain

While my wife is on the phone with her mother she likes to Kleptoplacement all of our keys ashtrays lighter doesn't matter what it is if it can be lifted one-handed without thought while on the phone it will be picked up and placed somewhere else in our house.

by Bealzy February 9, 2019

Kleptophobia

A form of bigotry or prejudice towards Kleptics or Kleptomaniacs (similar to homophobia or transphobia).

I visited that really busy walmart downtown the other day and there were SO many cameras and employees everywhere. The place reeked of kleptophobia.

by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

Keytopia

Another illegally made private server for the 2D Sandbox game (Growtopia). Keytopia is still a cash-grab scheme, with nothing creative or unique, as they still can’t stand for themselves by coming up with original ideas. Still ran by a sped cash addict who cares about nothing except the money.

Keytopia is the least liked private server, and GTPS3 can easily solo it.

by .SomeonEe. September 21, 2022