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Klaine

The most beautiful Glee pairing on the face of the planet.
Klaine has touched so many lives around the world with their beauty and amazing. Just one kiss between the famous ship makes all the Klainers of the world go insane. Remember the Kliss during the Glee Live showing in Dublin? It almost broke the flipping internet. Klaine is amazing and wonderful and so beautiful.
Regular Gleek: Hey, did you see the kiss between Kurt and Blaine in the episode of Glee last night? It was great!

Klainer: OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME OF COURSE I DID ASDFGHJKL;' DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA?!?!!! KURT THE KITTY AND BLAINE THE PUPPY AAAAGHHHH *intense fangirling precedes fainting*
by Somebody totally awesome September 23, 2011
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janner-klausner

The sound an ostrich makes in the ghetto when it orgasms.
Man did you just hear that janner-klausner?
I sure did, it must be having a good time!
by Natan french June 15, 2009
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Klara

Klara is the girl who always listens to you and she would never leave you alone. The girl named Klara is always there. Sweet, friendly, intelligent, bootyful and has the most perfect sense of humour!
That bitch is just sexy sexy sexy and is ALWAYS right. Just shut up when she talks to you. Quite tall but still sweeter than you. She's a bit more crazy but what is life without her?
BORING!
Put a lil more Klara in your life.
You need some Klara in your life.
by The girl without life :) July 10, 2018
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Klatt

DNA extractor from an unconscious or not lucid police detainee. The typical job is to masturbate passed out suspects for semen collection to later be used as DNA evidence during prosecution.
Another passed out subject? Someone call the Klatt in here to wrangle some evidence out of this guy.
by Loki25w June 27, 2019
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klankin

The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking
Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.

I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.
by Careful Casey January 26, 2014
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klawg

a klawg is like a dawg; but times ten. a super frumbulous shlawg. also the name of fancy oncelers abusive dad
klawg wtf are u on about ☠️
klawg go away
SPOILER IT EITHER WAY KLAWG. NOW STOP KLAWGING UR TOILET.
i’m talking about THE TINY KLAWG
i will never get over onceler saying klawg
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Klavier Gavin

The prosecutor in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. He's German, which says volumes about his prosecuting and driving skills.

And he air-guitars. In court. And everyone can hear it.

He has unicorn hair, his brother uses nail polish, and he wears purple. It seems he has a certain sexual orientation similar to one Miles Edgeworth.
Klavier Gavin:

"‎Achtung baby! Today we play it my way!"

"Herr Forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. I do so enjoy the penalties."

(sweatdrop) "Why was I not informed...?"
by ;lkjhfdsasa;sdlj October 19, 2010
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