Kitten

The embodiment of pure evil. Most breeds have sharp talons on each foot, fangs sharp enough to sever a head, a tail powerful enough to break a human in half, and can breath fire. Thought to be of the Felis catus family (which became extinct 25 trillion years ago), they are however, a completely different species most likely not of this earth. Known best for the uncanny ability to garner as much attention and affection from everything around it for no apparent reason other than to entrance the viewer into falling at its every whim. It is not known how or why kittens possess this ability, and is a big controversial topic in today's society. Research has shown some evidence supporting the idea of this "Death Gaze" as a way to extract a portion of it's victims soul for sustenance. Once the kitten has reached it's critical soul threshold, it then encases itself in a cocoon of human baby flesh and emerges a full grown beast we know as a cat. This new body that this "cat" possesses is so immensely powerful, they become lazy bastards, eating every conceivable thing in sight, sleeping on neighbors cars, and only wants attention when it needs to recharge by collecting more human souls.

Unsuspecting victim: "Aww, a cute baby kitten!"
Kitten: "Meow!"
Unsuspecting victim: *dead*

by Sean McAwesome January 20, 2009

kitten

(n) Term of coolness for a female from the 1950's and still used in rockabilly circles.

She's a rockin' kitten

Look at that hot kitten over there

by magickmark September 2, 2005

Kitten

A very young (baby) cat.

The cat licked her kitten.

by Wolfehluver December 1, 2009

kitten

females that go after older guys. the opposite of a cougar.

I have to go pick up my girlfriend from daycare. She's a kitten.

by sneakybeaver December 1, 2010

Kitten

One of the best things in this world

Person 1 : I found a kitten in my backyard , wanna see it ?
Person 2 : OMG I LOVE KITTENS !! CAN I PET IT ?

by I'm nobody :) December 24, 2014

Kitten

A small lion, a lion that we can love and cherish forever. To have one is to be lucky and proud. A child with 4 legs, a baby that grows up so quickly. Unconditional love that will warm your heart forever

A kitten is a bundle of joy, laughter and affection.

by Lamblove724 November 28, 2021

Kitten

1. A baby cat, very small and fluffy. Their meow is super cute, like everything else about them. They do scratch and bite, though. Watch out.

2. A nickname for a submissive girl/boy.

1. *Squealing* OMFG LOOK IT'S A KITTEN!!! Ow...it bit me....;-;
2. Come here, kitten.

by Musical-PotatoCat February 10, 2018