High as a kite

So incredibly , stupendously, baked.

You wanna know my secret? I was High as a kite the entire day.

by Jymbo the Motherfucker January 10, 2008

kitler

A Kitler is a cat or kitten that bears a strong resemblance to Adolf Hitler. Kitler's typically have a dark coloured or black patch of hair directly below the nose that resembles Hitler's infamous mustache.

Mom: Why don't you take fluffy out to play with the other kittens?

Girl: Idk why mom but fluffy won't play with the other cats, mostly the different coloured ones.

Mom: Well, it's official...Fluffy's a Kitler then.

by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008

takeshi kitano

It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.

He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.

"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."

by mrkitano November 25, 2006

robo kitteh

robo kitteh (robotic mechanism kitten) is a robotic cat created by Gerry Giraffe, chief scientist of cat land. He is currently on version 3.0, the most recent version included shape changes to mke him look more cat-like, he previously looked like boxes piled on top of eachother.
He is around the size of a large shopping centre or retail park, ie meadowhall.
Though he fits inside a "box" that is considerably bigger on the inside than on te outside and this box is carried on the collar of sammy (the cat)

Woahh! did you just see that robo kitteh?

by Sammyzecatking1 July 12, 2009

The Human Kite

The Superhero Alter-ego of Kyle Brovloski who can fly and shoot lasers with his eyes. A member of Coon and Friends. A parody of Superman.

Here's an exosuit for the day The Human Kite betrays me. - The Coon

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

kite

Correspondence received while incarcerated.

My cuz sent me a kite...told me to hold it down while I' m doin' my bid.

by cristo September 24, 2003

kiteboarding

Kiteboarding, also known to kiteboarder's as kitesurfing. It involves using a large kite that gives traction and lift, (and these days has 4 or five lines) using a wake type or surf type board with bindings (foot straps) to hold your feet in place. By using the kite's power and holding down the power of the kite using your feet, you can pull off massive airs 30 foot+. The kites normally have a way of storing air inside them incase the kite were to land on the water it wouldn't sink.The boards usually range from 100cm in length to over 180cm.

I'm going kiteboarding tomorrow in the lake.

by sym170 May 18, 2006