Kickstartocracy

A form of government which cuts the middleman in politics the way Kickstarter does in publishing, wherein instead of voting for a politician, the voters receive a certain amount of "voting money" which they can spend on various policies trying to get them "funded". The result is a custom politician - a political platform consisting of the sum of voter preferences.

Can be turned into a meritocracy if in addition to a fixed amount of "voting money" all voters receive, bonus "voting money" can be earned by, say, completing quizzes which test political awareness.

Kickstartocracy is the best form of government among those that haven't been tried.

by Maurog October 16, 2012

kick-start the dog

1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.

2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.

1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.

by The Cap N' June 19, 2020

kwickstared

(adj.) Incredibly intoxicated. An extreme state of drunkenness beyond being hammerfaced.

Ryan: "You and Issac were ridiculous last night."
Nick: "Yeah, we got pretty kwickstared."

Ryan: "I'm fucking drunk. Where do you want to go now?"
Issac: "Let's go get kwickstared at Chasers."

by WaterlooIA February 5, 2010

Kickscat

A Kickstarter project that stays on the first page, despite the fact that the project clearly won't reach its funding goal.

Azure: This campaign only raised 10% of its goal in two weeks, so why is it still on the first page?
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.

by Blues and Dumbness March 9, 2020

kickstand

A morning errection so fears it prevents one from turning onto ones front.

john usually like to snooze on his front, but was hampered however by a mad kickstand.

by grahams June 11, 2006

Kickstanding

The act of rolling over in bed, after having sexual intercourse, and keeping your body from falling over with only your erect penis.

Guy 1: Wait why couldn't you lay are your stomach last night?
Guy 2: Cause I was kickstanding, bro.

by Wags101 October 18, 2011

kick start

A derogitory name for an east indian with no front teeth.
Lacking front teeth due to multiple "kick starts" ( or bad oral heigeine )

Also applicable to native indians with no front teeth.

Hey, did you see that "kick start" back there?

-no why?

It was too funny... he had no front teeth!!

by Who-me? February 19, 2007