An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
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1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.
2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.
2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.
Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.
"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."
"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."
by Insubious December 9, 2008
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These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.
They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.)
The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.
- We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick
These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.
They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.)
The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.
- We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: lyk omg, u iz sucha fag bitch go die u stupit azz ho... u realy r dum u kno dat? I;ll slitt yur fekin throat n00b!!!!!1
Me: Wow, calm down honey. You are so right... I am such a noob. Can I feel your Keyboard Muscles? :)
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! I hatee u!!!!1
Me: Wow, calm down honey. You are so right... I am such a noob. Can I feel your Keyboard Muscles? :)
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! I hatee u!!!!1
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What would have been an otherwise civil debate escalated into an online meltdown due to much keyboard bravado and fragile egos.
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