keysexual

Feeling a sexual attraction towards any type of key

“Ohhhh yeah ! I'm going to shove that key in mY hole ! I'm totally keysexual !”

by keysexual January 8, 2016

keyser soze

Aka ROGER "VERBAL" KINT played by Kevin Spacey.

Who is Keyser Soze?

by Beadle September 29, 2003

Kessel Run

An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.

Oh Look, he fumbled the puck on a breakaway. That's the third Kessel Run this period!

by teddyrefspin January 19, 2012

keyser soze

There is no Keyser Soze.

Keyser Soze does not exist.

by Lakini Malich February 26, 2004

kesseli

neekeri neeas asdneeksari neeasdaskeri neekeri dsa

kesseli = neekeri

by niilo22 October 14, 2019

keyser middle school

it is hell on earth the school is poor the food sucks and water sucks but the teachers are not that bad and the old teachers like the 15 to 10 year old girls

keyser middle school sucks

by ljdhuifgbuisegiuk May 2, 2022

Keyser

A man that uses keys for anal penetration.

Dave walks into steve's room and see's steve naked with legs in the air pointing to the sky and a big hairy ass staring at him.
Dave: Fuck man stop with the keyser crap, ur making me ill.
Steve: Shut the fuck up bitch, dont knock it till u tried it, help me unlock my ass.

by The Dirty Pajerty July 4, 2011