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Karims tend to be the cutest human beings you’ll ever come across. once you have his heart, don’t let go or you’ll be the dumbest bitch out. not only is he the sexiest man to walk this earth but he is most definitely the most intelligent individual you’ll ever come to know.

Karim’s and Michelle’s are usually the cutest and sexiest couple existing.
person 1: “wow look at those two love birds!”
person 2: “they’re definitely named Michelle & Karim 😍”
by nigglet8293 June 16, 2019
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KarimNahas

Guy 1: Hey have you met KarimNahas?
Guy 2: yeah he's the most cool and swag person ive met
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Katamari

Giant rolling ever-expanding ball of crap that nobody ever notices, until it rolls them up. Has caused downfall of entire civilizations.

Comes from game Katamari Damacy, conceived by someone who was obviously taking many hallucinogenic substances. See also acid.
"Holy crap, that Katamari just rolled over Jimmy!"

"Cool!"
by Shinji of the Leftist Grocery October 13, 2004
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Karim

A well-mannered, humble man who is very honest, trustworthy and intellegent. Karim has a heart of gold and is well known for gentleman behaviour. He is very family oriented. He also has a charming personality that offers a reason to not dislike him.
Thank you for opening the door for me, that's very Karim of you.
by JE.NN February 6, 2010
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Karim

A multicultural genius with an African sized dick and European sized ego
Wow you are such a Karim 😍😍
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karimar

Karimars get attatched pretty quickly, they are so loving, but when you get in their bad mood they will get mad. Karimar’s are Good With grades and will most likely see them above a 3.5 GPA. Karimars are so sweet as they care for others they like and mostly themselves. They are Clean and have good manners. If a karimar doesn’t like you, you will most likely get made fun of everyday. Karimar’s Have a habit of arguing as they can not stop talking till they win, and they do win most of the time.
I was on the phone with karimar for 3 hours because she kept saying soccer is better than basketball, Shes so Annoying.

Have you seen karimars grades, she has A’s in all her classes and I've never see her with a B!
by AnonymouslyFriendly April 2, 2018
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Cult of Katima Mulilo

Little-known pseudo-religious organization based in the Namibian town of Katima Mulilo, where the organization's beliefs are said to hold sway over the locals too frightened to challenge its precepts.

According to myth, the cult bases its doctrine on the teachings of Giordano Bruno, the wandering 16th century Italian philosopher. Many are familiar with Bruno's travels to the far reaches of Europe, including France and Britain, but few are aware of the importance of Bruno's journey up the lush Zambezi River.

It was during this trip that Bruno formulated the ideas underlying his earliest works "De Umbras Idearum" (The Shadows of Ideas) and "Ars Mernoriae" (The Art of Memory). The central proposition of these books was that ideas are only the shadows of truth, a proposal that, when it's logical implications were fully realized, would lead to Bruno's being burned at the stake in 1600.

The Cult of Katima Mulilo's most cherished document, however, is Bruno's treatise "Cábala del Garañón como Pegaso con la Adición del Asno de Cilene" (Cabala of the Steed like unto Pegasus with the Addition of the Ass of Cyllene). This work deals with the pretensions of superstition through the allegory of the "ass", a figure to be found everywhere, not only in the church but in governments and colleges and particularly on the internet.

The members of the Cult of Katima Mulilo are rumored to have the numeral "152" tattooed on there lower necks. The significance of this number appears to come from the list of 219 heresies compiled under Pope John XXI in the 13th century. Heresy #152 was the view that theology is based on fables.

Unrest in the Caprivi Area is also attributed to the Cult of Katima Mulilo, where calls for an independent state (which have led to frequent border skirmishes involving Namibia, Botswana and Zambia) are supposedly sourced in the order's doctrines.

One of the most persistent rumors involving the Cult of Katima Mulilo centers around the basketball camp hidden in the Mahango Game Reserve, not far from the Popa Falls. Here, the Knights of Pfftt are said to use the teachings of the Cult of Katima Mulilo in their training of solid post-players, although currently it is unclear whether this is just fable.
Although no one has ever openly aknowledged being a member of the Cult of Katima Mulilo, local heavyweights suspected of being members include President Sam Shafishuna Nujoma, Prime Minister Theo-Ben Gurirab and sports guru Omon Davenbos.
by Mr. Pfftt April 10, 2004
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