by your avocado October 05, 2019
ur classic soccer mom who always posts pics of her gucci shoes while working out aunt of a vsco brat sentimental b*
by karens mom January 08, 2020
1. The name of the bitch THAT TOOK MY FUCKING KIDS.
2. If you work anywhere and a Karen walks in, immediately get the manager. Unless the manager is a Karen...then you are fucked
2. If you work anywhere and a Karen walks in, immediately get the manager. Unless the manager is a Karen...then you are fucked
Karen: "buy me a drink and I might show you a good time"
guy: "goddammit Karen I just want my fucking kids back"
guy: "goddammit Karen I just want my fucking kids back"
by gimme back my fucking kids December 26, 2018
the equivalent of your mum
"who's that karen talking to the manger"
"your mum"
"what"
"She's the equivalent of your mum"
The word karen is the same as your mum
"your mum"
"what"
"She's the equivalent of your mum"
The word karen is the same as your mum
by karen4lief July 19, 2019
Lets make something very clear here about a Karen.
A Karen is not someone who rebels and stands up to something the majority is doing. A Karen is someone who blindly upholds authority everywhere she/he goes. Such low as calling the cops on a child selling water. She can't stand that a child would make some cash on a random corner tax free with no permits and permission from her overlords. A Karen has a problem with anyone who does things against the grain and against the norm, extremely triggered by anything that doesn't go by the book.
A Karen BLINDLY trusts politicians, the media, and has a severe mental breakdown when you question science, which is the very purpose of science. A Karen will immediately resort to insults and bigotry because you are not conforming to her cult.
A Karen is NOT someone who refuses to wear a face mask or take a vaccine because of their basic human right to decide what goes in their body.
A Karen IS someone who says things like:
"Oh just shut up and put a mask on!"
"Follow the rules!"
"Trust the science"
"Trust the experts"
"This is for our safety"
"Your immune system is a MYTH!"
A Karen will magically ignore all the facts and common sense you present them with and then turn around to say you ignore facts and have no common sense.
A Karen is a morphed hybrid version of an Agent Smith (see Agent Smith definition).
A Karen will say "you're not a doctor" but be silent about Bill Gates major influence on vaccine agendas.
A Karen is not someone who rebels and stands up to something the majority is doing. A Karen is someone who blindly upholds authority everywhere she/he goes. Such low as calling the cops on a child selling water. She can't stand that a child would make some cash on a random corner tax free with no permits and permission from her overlords. A Karen has a problem with anyone who does things against the grain and against the norm, extremely triggered by anything that doesn't go by the book.
A Karen BLINDLY trusts politicians, the media, and has a severe mental breakdown when you question science, which is the very purpose of science. A Karen will immediately resort to insults and bigotry because you are not conforming to her cult.
A Karen is NOT someone who refuses to wear a face mask or take a vaccine because of their basic human right to decide what goes in their body.
A Karen IS someone who says things like:
"Oh just shut up and put a mask on!"
"Follow the rules!"
"Trust the science"
"Trust the experts"
"This is for our safety"
"Your immune system is a MYTH!"
A Karen will magically ignore all the facts and common sense you present them with and then turn around to say you ignore facts and have no common sense.
A Karen is a morphed hybrid version of an Agent Smith (see Agent Smith definition).
A Karen will say "you're not a doctor" but be silent about Bill Gates major influence on vaccine agendas.
Karen: PUT YOUR MASK ON!
Me: But you have two on and you're triple vaxxed
Karen: IT DOESN'T MATTER, STOP BEING SELFISH!
Karen: TRUST THE SCIENCE!
Me: Yeah, I trust my immune system and educating myself on proper health, nutrition, exercise, stress management, sun light, human interaction, and eliminating fear based news
Karen: YOU'RE A RACIST BIGOT!
Me: But you have two on and you're triple vaxxed
Karen: IT DOESN'T MATTER, STOP BEING SELFISH!
Karen: TRUST THE SCIENCE!
Me: Yeah, I trust my immune system and educating myself on proper health, nutrition, exercise, stress management, sun light, human interaction, and eliminating fear based news
Karen: YOU'RE A RACIST BIGOT!
by blackjaguar January 30, 2022
If your a Karen your special. She is unique and powerful. Listens to other people and helps the out. She is mad pretty and can get all the boys. She has a lot of friends and can get along with anyone that comes her way. Just don't get on Karen's level because she will break loss and she knows her facts. Karen is a nice girl and funny and can make anyone's day. Karen is pretty and she is always being herself. Karen is unique and a wonderful girl with a big smile on her face. Karen is also smart and she can get on anyone's level. Karen isn't scared of anyone but herself and she is an amazing person. So if you have a Karen as your friend or you girlfriend don't lose her keep her because she is everything you need in a girl like her.
by unknow Bby girl October 22, 2019