Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

Fuggernaught

A person with an unusually large appetite for pushing the boundaries of sexual exploration.

She goes on monthly hedonism adult only cruises, she’s a true fuggernaught.

by Yeokel January 19, 2022

Italian Juggernaut

When you ejaculate into a slice of pizza, and proceed to shove it down your partner's throat.

"Death comes..."
"Italian Juggernaut."

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Sexual Juggernaut

A sexual juggernaut, BY DEFINITION, is a person (mostly male) who dominates the playing field with his sexual overtones.

When a Sexual Juggernaut is near, dark alert theme music will play. And everyone will have to be alert, else they risk losing their cheeks getting clapped.
A sexual juggernaut will show absolutely no mercy, be forewarned.

Episode 51 of SOAP

Some N00b: WATCH OUT FOR ADAM, HE'S BECOME A SEXUAL JUGGERNAUT!
John: *Clapping all the cheeks available in the field of view.

by Doge_Sage January 21, 2020

juggernaut

Variant of "Jagannath," a name for the Hindu deity Krishna. "Juggernaut" is likely a British mispronunciation.

Today, though, a "juggernaut" is generally a force beyond mortal control.

Hapless mortal: "What hit me?"

by Setsuna September 14, 2004

juggernaut

A large German sandwhich. The fillings of this sandwich include; sausages, baby birds, and cute little puppies.

Polnische Wurst ist gut gut!

Nicht.

by ConsumerWhore April 15, 2005

Juggernaut bitch

A person playing call of duty 4 who uses the juggernaut perk, which give said player added health, because they are complete losers that cant get a kill without it.

Xboxliveplayer1:DUDE WTF?I just shot the guy with my .50 cal twice and he didnt die!!!!!!

Xboxliveplayer2:He is a juggernaut bitch!

by greenedevil May 25, 2008