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joose

for all times when you wanna get loose. most people probably drink it when they have no money, but it is appropriate at all times. when you haven't slept in days due to studying and you want to get drunk and stay up til 5am instead of doing all of the school work that you should be doing drink this. it is a sure way to embarrass yourself and make bad life decisions. avoid blue and red flavors at all costs, orange and purple are acceptable and watermelon is the pinnacle (12% alcohol dude). combine with other drugs at your own risk...
snorting xanax + pabst + chugging joose in under 5 minutes = getting kicked out of boone saloon because you may have been crawling on the floor searching for that oh so precious last zanax, running out into the street, waking up not knowing where you are or why one of your legs is so messed up that you can't walk on it or why you have bruises on your head.
by loosewithjoose May 2, 2010
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joost

Last week you had a big joost!
That guy has made a great joost!
by Greetzz March 15, 2008
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Wassup Joosin, how you doing?
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TAKE SOME OF THIS JIMMY JOOST! TAKE IT ALL HOE!
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joose

a drink that many teenagers buy for its low price and high alcohol content.
friend1: yo lets get some 40's
friend2: fuck 40's! one joose will give me a hard buzz.
by Archie Mane October 5, 2008
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Joosted

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Marcus: thank god we joosted tomas. he was getting on my nerves
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