jongerius

When you acquire AIDS without having unprotected sex nor blood transfusions.

- Yo Tyrone whatever happened to Gumpy?
- That nigga followed jongerius.
- F

by JustinianofKek October 19, 2018

Jonkeroo

A less-known, alternative word for man's girlfriend, shawty or main piece. It is a derivative of the more commonly used term jaunt. Jonkeroo is sometimes used in place of jaunt when the relationship status is unknown.

Tyrone: Aye how's your jonkeroo been doin'?

JaQuavis: Shit man she's just a booty call, but she's doing 'ight.

by Professor Jonk January 18, 2019

jonder

To eat when your not hungry, to eat when your bored

A sense of Jonder rushed over him so he tried to look for a snack.
I’m felling kinda Jonderish.

by Goopgoop August 7, 2020

Jooper

A trustworthy person that is with you whether you need them or not, someone who has a huge amount of IQ and is highly intelligent due to curiosity, also has high self-esteem that helps them make friends anywhere any day and anytime they want or need, Joopers can also adapt to their environment really quickly making them learn at a superhuman speed, these people are omniverts notably thriving alone or with company making them the star of every conversational gatherings, some have nice voice, some can dance, but all have unique talents, all of them are girl magnets and good flirters, also called as the most loved creation of God these people are almost perfect if not for the fact that they are psychopaths

hey, you're a "Jooper" aren't you?

by JackINTHEBOX06 January 21, 2022

Jonner

A handsome guy that typically likes brunettes with blue eyes and that are extra thicc. Usually has a big penis measuring 7-12 inches. A type of guy that will steal any girl at any given moment do to his good looks. Nickname is the Sex King.

Yo, you see that guy over there? He's definitely a Jonner.
Look at the handsome guy, he's definitively a Jonner.
Yo I wish I was a Jonner, My penis is tiny af.

by Fucboy133 December 7, 2017

Joner

The fold formed on your crotch while wearing jeans that gives the appearance of having an erection. Applies to women too.

Boner Jeans

"In math class today I had a giant joner
and Rebecca told all of her friends that
I had a hard on."

"Nicole had a huge joner in science
the other day; she pressed it away
self consciously to reassure everyone
that she did not in fact have a penis."

by laxgodmoney October 16, 2009

jonkers

a womans breasts/bosom/boobs/pineapples.

here she comes, oh Boy! look at those jonkers!!

by Marcu$ March 22, 2005