JOMONTEER

Background : The word Jomonteer was developed by a nonprofit organization in Nigeria, Volunteer Better.

It was coined from the phrase, 'Jack of all trades, master of none' and the word 'Volunteer'

A Jomonteer is a volunteer who volunteers for any and every volunteering opportunity without considering it's alignment with his or her goals.

Jomonteer - Noun

Have you considered if that opportunity aligns with your goals? don't be a Jomonteer!

by Volunteer Better July 10, 2021

Jonny Sins

A guy who fuck's your mother

Person 1:ay yo is that Jonny sins????
Jonny Sins: yeah i fucked your mom

by For legal reasons its a joke February 24, 2022

Joning

Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.

Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.

by Merk Red July 30, 2008

jonny jonny

jonny jonny. he ate sugar. and that was the end of him

jonny jonny ,yes papa,eating sugar,no papa,open wide , a a a

by #unicornfarts September 18, 2018

Jonni

Jonni is a guy name. But there's a lot of girls with this name. A girl who's name is Jonni is very gorgeous, beautiful, hot, sexy and pretty. It's kind of hard to please a Jonni, a Jonni doesn't like very many people. Jonni is very stylish, and probably every guy think's she is etleast cute. A Jonni has HUGE boobs, and a nice body. And Jonni's are usaully nice if she is in a good mood. And a Jonni is probably the biggest bitch if she's in a bad mood. And a Jonni never stop's smiling or laughing!!!!!!!

DAMN, I JUST SAW A JONNI!!!!!

by icanmakeyourbedROCK February 12, 2010

Jonno

A person of the male gender who is so ridiculously/ extremely hot/ handsome/ good looking that he can make any female wet just by looking at her. Jonnos are known the world over for having the biggest schlongs on average by at least a meter to their closest rivals. Their dongs commonly go by the name of "Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle or Borris The Fur Faced Chicken." They generally have a wingman starting with the letter "B" who is mostly a massive mong with an elfish appearance. Jonnos live for DA BOIZ and follow the rules of "The Bro Code" by the book. You think you're hot?... you obviously haven't met a Jonno yet. They are built like a God and would make Jesus himself cream his pants. They have the rare ability to turn lesbians straight, so watch out Rebecca Black. Jonnos are renowned for their lewse getting abilities and just generally ripping the shit up out of any d-floor which is graced by their presence. Some say that Jonnos are as a whole the greatest football players on the planet, so Ronaldo, Messi and Nico get fucked.

Blake: "Fuck Jonno's a lewse cannon."
Nico: "I know brah and have you seen his dong?"
Huss: "Have you seen my fucking pies?"
Nico: "STFU and answer my question..."
Huss: Nah i haven't seen his knob but word on the street is it's longer than the street..."
Blake " I heard it's named Russell the one-eyed wonder muscle?"
Nico: "I heard it was called Borris the fur-faced chicken?"
Huss: "I couldn't care less i just want a fucking pie with some tomatie sauce!"?

by BK DA MONG May 23, 2011

Jonny Davy

The incredibly understatedly attractive singer for Job for a Cowboy, an up and coming death metal band who got a big break with a number of bands as a supporting act, most recently Megadeth. Jonny Davy is unique for his "pig squeals"

Okay, I'm just going to come RIGHT out and say it. Jonny Davy is hot. End of discussion.

by DeathMetalDarling October 11, 2008