johnlockary

The OT3 made up of John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, and Mary Morstan. The ship is quickly gaining popularity, and will probably soon rival Johnlock as one of the most shipped ships in the fandom.

Sherlockian 1: Johnlock will always be my OTP, but I'm really beginning to see the appeal of Johnlockary.

Sherlockian 2: Eww! What "appeal" could there possibly be?

Sherlockian 1: CRIME-SOLVING MARY. JOHN GETTING BOTH. SHERLOCK HAVING TWO LOVERS. THREESOMES. *grabs Sherlockian 2's face and whispers* Threesomes.

by Shippiest-Shipper-to-ever-Ship January 10, 2014

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johnald crump

A version of Donald Trump that has descended into the god realm.

Person 1: My dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.

by Piemann November 17, 2016

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Johnish

Johnish - {Jan-ish} Adjective Mopey, Pessimistic, Filled with a lack of hope for the world, Disdainful, Self-Hating, Emo

Comes from the "Latin" Root "John Strange" who is frequently Johnish

Person 1: hey man I am so worthless, there is nothing left in this world for me. *Breaks into tears*

Person 2: Hey Dude What the heck?! Quit being so Johnish and grow some stones. Your life is not that bad!

by GreyTalon May 25, 2010

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Johnifer

a person who you can't tell if they're a girl or a boy

Bob- "Dude... is that a girl or a boy?!?!"

Brent- "No clue! Wow.. what a Johnifer"

by sshheeiillaa August 1, 2008

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johnise

Beautiful and sexy. Love to have sex. Very sexual and seductive. Curious likes Both Male And Female. Nuts During Intercourse And If Not Is Very Pissed And Knows Your Not Her Match. JUST LIVING LIFE HAVING FUN!!

Johnise Looks Very edible In That Black Tight Fitted Dress

by Lovelyredd December 20, 2016

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