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Jewelitis

When one can't type or spell in a group chat
JewelitisDamn I just got Jewelitis
by Wow foreal jewels January 30, 2017
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Jewel

That precious peculiarity of a woman´s noble part that resides within herself. It could be such a noble effort to reach in there. It tastes like AA batteries. Also known as the clitoris tip, it has the shape of a pearl, hence the name for such a tasty treat. Its one of the biggest accomplishments of a man.

Esa preciada peculiaridad de la parte noble que cada mujer tiene en su interior, es motivo de gran espfuerzo por llegar a ella. Sabe a baterias AA y viene en muchas presentaciones. Tambien conocida como la puntita del clitoris, antropomorficamente es similar a una perla, conocida joya, ergo el nombre proporcionado.
Hey mija, presta la joyita
Hey gal, lend me that jewel of yours.
by alonsonajera January 15, 2009
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jewels

1) The testicles.

2) The dice for Dungeons and Dragons. So called because the many-sided dice often look like jewels.
1) That guy got kicked in his jewels.

2) Oops, one of the jewels is missing. Better check under the couch.
by Seer-of-Shadows March 20, 2005
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Jewel

A blue parrot voiced by Anne Hathway
Jewel is the most prettiest bird in the movie Rio
by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015
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Jewel

She's a Jewel!!
by boyCradle January 23, 2004
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jewelling

the long-forgotten art of buying fake jewelry and passing it off to your friends as legit
Everyone thought that his watch was real, because he was so good at jewelling.
by Brandominance November 1, 2005
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jeweling

videos featured on AFV or YouTube where a man is hit in the groin...or family jewels
Tosh had a whole episode dedicated to jewelings, one dude actually threw up after getting kicked by his girlfriend.
by saw9999 August 31, 2011
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