jetwash

Occurs when someone walking infront of another person farts, leaving a vapor trail of gas lingering behind them only to be inhaled by all who cross its invisable path.

As i was walking up the stairs with Nate not far behind, i decided to set off my asshole afterburner and set him up to walk directly through my jetwash.

by 5heyyroo5 December 14, 2008

jeezass

something you say when something unexpected happens.

Max: We have a pop quiztoday!
Tom: Jeezass

by Satchytan April 5, 2008

Jetpack Joy rider

A person who free rides in a group activity or project and doesn't engage or contribute. Characterized by being aloof, insecure and apathetic.

Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.

by Truedad October 2, 2014

Jetzabel

A 5'6ft really kind girl that loves her Asian men. Especially Taehyung. Finds strawberry cream cakes cute and loves the color purple. Fruity

Friend 1: "Omg I wish me and jetzabel could be more than friends..but her standards are way too high" 💔

Friend 2: "Same cause that girl scrumptious" 😏

by Rap monster May 1, 2022

jetman

Spinoff of 'wingman'. Instead of talking one's friend up in conversation for the benefit of a possible hookup, a jetman is used as the savior to get a friend out of an awkward situation/conversation with an ugly/boring/obnoxious/clingy person.

Girl, get over here! I need a jetman to get me away from this loser!

by LadyEagle December 10, 2009

Jetka

The most epic, legendary, bulletproof asian ninja teenage girl you ever meet EVER. Usually found with two toned hair and an ugly handbag. Does she care? Like a honey badger, she does not. So suck it.

Jetka Wanner is your hero. Period.

by kidfromyesterday November 30, 2011

jenzae

A beautiful young smart loving girl. A jenzae is one of the most rarest girls they have beautiful brown short hair with brown eyes she can be the best friend ever when she walks into a room everybody stares and says DAMNN she is super hott and fun to be around with every girl wants to be her friend

Every boy wants to be with her
Everyone loves jenzae
Including me love you jenzae😍😘

Wow she's hott like hotter then fire wish she was mine
She's a jenzae I heard they were rare

by This/girl August 19, 2015