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Get the christian jarrett mug.Jarrettsville-A diminutive town located in rural Harford County, Maryland, consisting of a few small neighborhoods and businesses
(Locals sometimes shorten Jarrettsville to J-Ville in verbal or written conversations)
Jarrettsville offers:
*1 local library
*1 elementary school
*1 police department
*1 volunteer fire department
*1 driving educational school
*1 liquor store
*1 Dry-Cleaning Service
*1 DVD/movie Rental
*1 Eat-in Restaurant
*3 dinner carry-out/delivery businesses
*1 Lutheran Church/Day Care Center
*1 Hardware Store
*3 automobile services
*2 gas stations
*1 center of Dentistry
*1 snowball stand
*Jarrettsville recreational fields
*Annual Jarrettsville Carnival
...that's about it.
Jarrettsville is also located in a portion of Rocks State Park, a forested area featuring many scenic trails for recreational purposes.
Warning:
Before moving to Jarrettsville, one must be aware of the following:
*Jarrettsville is known for its OCD inhabitants who have an annoying habit of measuring their neighbor's grass
*Jarrettsville is known for its inhabitants who like to seek out zoning code violations on other properties
*Jarrettsville is known for its juveniles who enjoy damaging mailboxes and street signs
*In Jarrettsville, there lies the "The Hood"-make sure your kids stay away from it or you may be forced to give them the "Say No To Drugs" and "The Birds & The Bees" lecture again...
(Locals sometimes shorten Jarrettsville to J-Ville in verbal or written conversations)
Jarrettsville offers:
*1 local library
*1 elementary school
*1 police department
*1 volunteer fire department
*1 driving educational school
*1 liquor store
*1 Dry-Cleaning Service
*1 DVD/movie Rental
*1 Eat-in Restaurant
*3 dinner carry-out/delivery businesses
*1 Lutheran Church/Day Care Center
*1 Hardware Store
*3 automobile services
*2 gas stations
*1 center of Dentistry
*1 snowball stand
*Jarrettsville recreational fields
*Annual Jarrettsville Carnival
...that's about it.
Jarrettsville is also located in a portion of Rocks State Park, a forested area featuring many scenic trails for recreational purposes.
Warning:
Before moving to Jarrettsville, one must be aware of the following:
*Jarrettsville is known for its OCD inhabitants who have an annoying habit of measuring their neighbor's grass
*Jarrettsville is known for its inhabitants who like to seek out zoning code violations on other properties
*Jarrettsville is known for its juveniles who enjoy damaging mailboxes and street signs
*In Jarrettsville, there lies the "The Hood"-make sure your kids stay away from it or you may be forced to give them the "Say No To Drugs" and "The Birds & The Bees" lecture again...
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Jarrettsville is a small town located in northern Harford County, MD. It is a small town, with an ever so popular 7-11 located in it. It seems to be the "cool spot to hang out" with all the local "race car drivers". Also in Jarrettsville, there happens to be a certain neighborhood, with an unusual trashiness around it. This "hood" is located in the outskirts of Jarrettsville, and has items native only to Jarrettsville. This hood, along with Jarrettsville, have a few rather interesting features. Some of these features include a streetlight with a working lightswitch, an actual school lock hanging from powerlines (was actually thrown there the same way you throw shoes on powerlines) and a rather friendly Geo Metro that likes to cruise around Jarrettsville. This shitty little Metro can be seen smashing through barricades and running over stop signs. The people in Jarrettsville are also trash. One particular kid "Berfer" is a prime example. This kid represents the total apatheticness of Jarrettsville. He does what he wants when he wants to, without any concern. He officially started the trend of breaking the streetlights in Jarrettsville. All in all, Jarrettsville is just some dumpy ass town in Harford County in which all the little hicks attend North Harford and receive an "education".
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?Mark- "Why yes, yes i did, it interupted my chess game"
Berfer-"Man, I fuckin love Jarrettsville."
?Mark- "Why yes, yes i did, it interupted my chess game"
Berfer-"Man, I fuckin love Jarrettsville."
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