Jerky Jerk

When you make that mogilny move or get one in the net, Jerky Jerk to the fans. Gwarrrrr

Fan: What a mogilny move.
Fan 2: What a goal!
Fan 3: Whats he doing to himself now?

by foug June 13, 2003

jerky werky

A silly way of saying jack off, or jacking someone else off.

Yeah, after that party I took Brandy back to my place and she gave me the ol' jerky werky before she passed out

by The Jugulator January 30, 2010

Jerky Shutters

The slang term for the extra skin bunches found on weird vaginas.

orgin - Darek Johns brain after viewing the film "Sex Drive"

Synonyms - turkey cabinet, beef curtains, meat blankets, bologna cupboard doors.

Jerky Shutters

"Have you had oral sex with Cristy yet" "No way! she has those Dreadful Jerky Shutters."

by Darek Johns March 10, 2009

Jerky maffey

A homosexual but very breedable sexy beast that’s always looking to get wicked

Yo that is a real jerky maffey

by Secybeastkdog April 27, 2022

Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.

Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004

jerky ox

In the act of anal sex, the girl squeezes her buttox and jerks away really fast. Leaving the man's Tally Wacker in pain.

"WOW, that bitch gave me a Jerky ox last night. I'm going to dump her ass."

by delli June 29, 2007

jerky sleeves

n.1 low-hanging and dry labia.

n.2 arm coverings made of dried meat.

n.1 The hooker by the bar opened up her legs and i could see her jerky sleeves.

n.2 I had my grandma knit me some jerky sleeves out of the beef that i brought home.

by Tomakazi7322 December 24, 2007