jelly jerker

A person who uses jelly to masturbate.

Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.

by Nickhasaposse May 11, 2016

Lurk Jerker

A guy who jerks off to cam girls but has never subscribed or tipped them

Cam girl- “ Stop being a lurk jerker and get off my steam”

by LurkJerk June 22, 2020

Jean Weenie Jerker

A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, sketching.

Wow, that bitch can multitask like nobody's business. She is a regular "Jean Weenie Jerker."

by Nasty Netters July 3, 2008

circle jerker

someone who stands in a circle with many other men and masturbates with them into the middle.

john is a circle jerker. he goes to circle jerk every saturday night.

by mima April 5, 2004

Tear Jerker

To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.

A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".

by hologrammar June 6, 2011

Jerker

The highest state of jerk-o-sity. There is no turning back from being a jerker.

That stupid jerker stole my lunch money.

by Ramboner February 17, 2003

Pee Jerker

Getting so excited that you have to pee a little

It's like when you play hide and seek and you're hiding and you get so excited that someone might find you that you gotta pee.

Tear Jerker:Cry::Pee Jerker:Pee

by SayThat1MoreAgain March 26, 2010