Jellyfish

A person who is "jelly" or jealous. They are often found ridiculing other's acheivments.

Guy 1: Hey bro, check out my new rims.
Guy 2: They suck, man.
Guy 1: Wow, you really are a jellyfish.
Guy 2: I'm not a jellyfish!
Guy 1: Yes you are.
Guy 2: Am not.
Guy 1: Are to.
Guy 2: Am not.
Guy 1: Are to.
Guy 2: Okay.

by HushPuppy July 8, 2012

jellyfishing

When a girl takes her hand and jacks you off in a motion that resembles a jellyfish swimming.

So i was jellyfishing my boyfriend the other day until he said "Your doing it wrong, get off me slut."

by FruitLauncher December 2, 2009

jellyfishing

the act of smoking such a large bong hit that you choke up a large, clear, gelatinous gob of spit.

Me: Hey Bubby you want to go jellyfishing
Him: Hell ya Sissy, you got some killer 420 I got a blunt wrap lets go fishing, wra!

by Bubby's Sissy September 27, 2011

Jellyfishes

Jellyfishes (jealous bishes) is a jealous person who appears to be attractive, even harmless but will sting you at the worst possible moment. They often pretend to be your friend but wish they were you and quietly can't stand you.

Attractive, successful person: I am so sick of you stank-azz Jellyfishes all in my business! Get a life! *evil stare*

by Smashworthy February 26, 2010

Jellyfishing

When one catches a fart in a clear plastic container, dates it, and freezes it for a minimum of one day. Only to open it with another person to catch the wiff.

A: What's in this container?

B: I went jellyfishing.

*Opening*

A: *Gags* F*cking gross.

by daledairyqueen July 28, 2010

Jellyfish

A woman who is great to look at, but dangerous to get close too.

"She's hot! Too bad she's a jellyfish... That girl is crazy as hell, she'll stab you during foreplay..."

by DaRealMan March 16, 2013

Jellyfish

The ability to ejaculate with a half-erect penis, usually caused by narcotics or alcohol

Whoa I was rockstar drunk last night, I totally jellyfishes whats-her-pickle and got outta there fast

by Burnaby_Bo July 10, 2011