jeffication

To crap your pants in fear.

jeffication: When that zombie jumped out I jefficated in my pants!

by unholyroller187 July 20, 2006

jeffin

a constant flake, or someone who flakes repeatedly

That fool is a jeff, he never pulls through when he says he will.

That fool is jeffin, he said he would be here hours ago!

by 1904LxVE May 20, 2011

Jeffic

That act of destroying something for logistical purposes because you have no damn clue what you’re doing. This is most predominately displayed at Apple by COO Jeff Williams and VP Evans Hankey.

The act of not getting rid of the iMac chin is a Jeffic decision.

by sfgjbkdl;ga May 13, 2021

Jeffica

When you get a meaningful tattoo and the tattoo artist free hands the Calligraphy and just ruins it completely.

When you see your tattoo for the first time and it says jeffica not jessica and every laughs at you and life falls apart!

by Moderndayrobinhood100 August 15, 2021

Jeffica

the best name ever omfg if someone has this name give them a big smooch

Person 1: Is your name Jeffica!??!
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Omg you're so cool!!!

by joooooooooooooob March 2, 2022

Jeffin

When a man pee's sitting down while straddling the toilet.

I caught my friend jeffin last night, how awkward...

by Matron Malice July 2, 2011

Jeffies

The dingle berries that accumulate on ass hair after one has neglected basic hygiene for an extended period of time.

I've got a bad case of the jeffies, feels bad man.

by Hesanitalianguy July 13, 2018