jagerbomb

A mixture of a can or half can of Red Bull with a shot of Jagermeister. It is the choice of guidos at the club so they can grind until their dicks fall off.

Guido: Two fuckin' Jagerbombs down here, cheif.

Guido: Jagerbombs? I shower in that shit.

by TheTallOne October 14, 2007

Jagerbrew

The combined effort to get you drunk by a Double Vodka and Irn Bru, mixed with a shot of Jagermeister. The drink should be consumed in the traditional Jagerbomb manner.

The consumption of this concoction may result in temporary loss of self control, and telling old school mates that they no longer belong in your life.

Bennyboy: Who's up for a Jagerbrew?!
All: JAGER!! JAGER!! JAGER!!

by BboyHench December 27, 2009

Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

The Jasper Booty

This primitive male while acquire what is know as the 'jasper booty' this booty is a booty that exceeds all of other famous bootys and is feminine it makes girls cry. It is the one and only booty that can be worshipped by the gods! It is literally Dat Ass!!!

"damn girl he got the jasper booty!"

by RyukBae April 12, 2015

crimson jager

A male who feels homosexual tendencies while playing video games, preferably Call Of Duty.

Bro I think Ben was being a crimson jager last night. This addiction is getting to his head.

by 1111toga September 20, 2016

Jasper High School

A school in the suburbs of Dallas which contains horny as shit teens who vape and do all types of shit in the bathrooms. Moreover, the high asian population leads to a massive weeabo population where guys talk about fucking body pillow waifus. But the most infamous trait of all is Jasper's relentless barrage of homework that fucks its students in the ass daily. Students often say "im gunna try something different" and proceed to not do homework for a single day. The next thing they know, their GPA tanks and the teacher's dick is balls deep in their ass.

-Bro, I wanna kill myself right now, there's so much homework! My teachers are all deciding to fuck us at the same time by assigning 5 projects right before semester exams!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!

by Harvard Dropout June 9, 2018

eren jaeger

hottest anime boy periodt.

wow is that eren jaeger!

by erenjaegerscrustysock October 17, 2020