Jared From Subway

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist

Jared From Subway, no!!!!

by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015

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Jarrett

Jarrett's are the most loving and caring people in the whole world. everyone loves them and they make great friends. if you have one for a boyfriend then you are probably one of the luckiest girls in the world as they are smart, funny and TOTALLY HOT. they can be confusing and quite stubborn but they would totally stick up for there friends in someone messed with them. great kissers and even greater in bed!

girl1 - i really like that guy over there, who is he?!

girl2 - thats Jarrett!

girl1 - he keeps looking at me! do you think he likes me?!

girl2 - duh!! he's coming over! i gotta go, oh and btw, good luck for 'tonight'!

girl1 - wait what? (thinking - god i hope he's good in bed!)

by J+A=4EVER April 7, 2010

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Jardon flu

The Jardon flu is a sign of success and intelligence. When you contract it, you'll gain meta-knowledge about the YouTube algorithm. A sign of the Jardon flu is creation of multiple Youtube channels that specialize in a specific category. Patient zero is Jordan Maron the one and only true Jardon.

He got the Jardon flu, he's creating a new channel.

by MichaelFrost September 6, 2018

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Jared Fogle

Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.

Jared Fogle loved foot longs, but not quite the type you're thinking of.

by broke ass happy man October 21, 2020

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