black jaguar

Look at the first letters in both words, bj. In all actuality, a blowjob. Only referred to as a car to confuse others. Teachers, parents, friends etc...

Dude, I got this awesome black jaguar behind the school.

Seriously?

Yeah, this girl is giving them out for free.

by Loco Kitsune March 12, 2010

Jaguar's nipple

when something is very cool. often shortened to jagsnip

holy shit that movie was the jaguar's nipple

by JoeRandom October 3, 2009

jaguar driver

Cocky driver that sleeps with a lot of women and wears Burberry ties.

Who is that guy driving on the road getting a blowjob? Oh that's a jaguar driver.

by GAW Philip June 26, 2015

Flying Jaguar

Invented by the Xingu indians of the Amazon Rainforest, The Flying Jaguar is one of the oldest tricks in the book. It's the act of mounting one's self upon an object higher than your target and jumping off onto them. This usually results in soreness of the back and the occasional concussion. The Flying Jaguar can be applied in numerous environments ranging from a bunk bed or bus seat to an Iquito Tree in the amazon.

He's asleep, lets flying jaguar his bitch ass!

by TyCoLicious January 4, 2011

Electric Jaguar

A sex position where you eat man's ass while licking the dick cheese out of the forskin rigorously until the man has a seizure that leads to permanent cerebalpolsy and permanent muscle spasms to both partners.

did you see that video of arab bomber doing a and Electric Jaguar on that mexican neckbeard?

by Lil Wanton December 23, 2019

Jaguar game

When a Jaguar, the car, is spotted by a person in the street, he or she owes the girl or boy they are with a kiss.

This is like the yellow car game where instead of punching friends its a chance to kiss the girl or guy you like as a silly game.

Guy: JAGUAR!
*Kisses girl*

Girl: Oh look a jaguar garage!
Guy: Giggity! *Thank the lord for the Jaguar game*

by Aidscoughhasaids February 17, 2009

Jaguar XE

This is a jag often referred to as the poor mans jag. It is a load of crap that offers no luxury and is at heart a Ford Mondeo under the hood. People who buy this car are definitely trying to compensate for penis size but don’t have the proper money to do so… *cough* *cough* T *cough* *cough*

Women -“Omg is that a Jag”
Chapman -“Yea a Jaguar XE, sexy isn’t it”
Women -“Oh and XE…ummm…sorry I don’t date small (minded) men”

by BigCockDynamite June 13, 2021