by Fidget spinner licker October 20, 2020
People who like the Jacksonville jaguars but are to dumb to realize they never went to any super bowls or were ever good.
by Jvjbkfug November 26, 2018
The absolute worst football team in the NFL. The Jacksonville Jaguars are known for being choke artists and their games are often watched just as forms of comical entertainment.
I thought my high school football team was bad, then I watched a Jacksonville Jaguars football game. Wow they are are terrible!
by Thedudedabides October 13, 2015
The Sovereign trim level was used by Jaguar Cars on the XJ40, X300, X308 and X350 XJs. Called Vanden Plas in the United States and Canada, a Sovereign was a step above an XJ6 or XJ8 but below the big daddy Daimler. (not sold in the US because of Mercedes' bitch ass)
Yes, some may say a Jaguar Sovereign is an old man's car, but they are badass and distinctive. With supple leather, more wood than the Amazon Rainforest, an Alpine sound system (X350) and dainty chrome flourishes, the Sovereign is the British take on the S-class or LS. It may not be reliable like its Japanese or German cousins, but it certainly makes up for it by dripping with class. Jaguars are such elegant cars and it is a shame that they aren't appreciated as much as they should be.
Yes, some may say a Jaguar Sovereign is an old man's car, but they are badass and distinctive. With supple leather, more wood than the Amazon Rainforest, an Alpine sound system (X350) and dainty chrome flourishes, the Sovereign is the British take on the S-class or LS. It may not be reliable like its Japanese or German cousins, but it certainly makes up for it by dripping with class. Jaguars are such elegant cars and it is a shame that they aren't appreciated as much as they should be.
William drives a Range Rover and a Jaguar Sovereign. The Jag was badged as a Vanden Plas but William is a man of taste so he swapped out the badges to read Sovereign.
by henryfromny2.0 October 4, 2022
The Jaguar XJ (RIP) was a large luxury sedan made by Jaguar to compete with the Lexus LS and Mercedes-Benz S-class. Decidedly more stylish and sporty than the aforementioned sedans, yet not nearly as popular. The XJs were all very stylish, unique and unmistakably British. While A-list celebrities weren't huge XJ customers, it has had the honor of being name-dropped in a couple of rap songs and been the car of choice for many senior members of the British Royal Family. The XJ was getting old, but that's not to say it deserved to die. It could have been the S-class of the Jaguar Land Rover family, but let's be real, the Range Rover killed it a long time ago. RIP XJ.
Diana: I have a Jaguar XJ.
Jason: Ew, an old man's car?
Diana: No. It's a badass piece of British kit. You and your Cadillac can fuck off.
Jason: Ew, an old man's car?
Diana: No. It's a badass piece of British kit. You and your Cadillac can fuck off.
by henryfromny2.0 September 23, 2022
When you buy something that needs CONSTANT maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches.
"Mr. Dipshit just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard". "Yep...he'll be cleaning algae out of THAT thing every week. Looks like he's bought a Jaguar"
by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008
by 0000 March 24, 2004