by SangwooAshesYoonbumcock October 24, 2020
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iTurd are peice of shit excuses to get away from your fucked up family fights in your mobile trailer home with stolen cable TV to watch the Suicide Channel so you can watch all the cool people jump into the grand canyon cuz ur retarded!
by dude007 August 17, 2008
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The act of restoring your (apple) iTouch. A disappointing process when your device is acting up. Restores everything, so its dire you "back up" all of your music/pictures/videos etc... Its inevitable unless you like whatever the issue with your device is.
Subject A:"My apps open, then close right away, what do I do?"
Subject B:"Restart it, delete some apps, if all else fails, you have no choice but to commit the act of itouch restoration."
Subject A:"Mother fucker."
Subject B:"Restart it, delete some apps, if all else fails, you have no choice but to commit the act of itouch restoration."
Subject A:"Mother fucker."
by RestorageFrenzy December 29, 2009
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"Pardon?"
"Sorry, just a bad case of intourettes."
"Pardon?"
"Sorry, just a bad case of intourettes."
by Mausism July 6, 2009
Get the Intourettes mug.Ithuriel is an Angel from The Infernal Devices and The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare. He was trapped in Tessa Gray's Clockwork Angel necklace by Axel Mortmain until she freed him.
About 50 years after that he was again captured by Valentine Morgenstern, who used his blood to experiment on his pregnant wife, Jocelyn, who gave birth to Clary Fray; and on Celine Herondale, Jace's mother.
He was freed from his prison in the Wayland manor cellar by Clary and Jace. But since the manor's stability was tied to Ithuriel's life force, when he returned to Heaven, The house collapsed.
About 50 years after that he was again captured by Valentine Morgenstern, who used his blood to experiment on his pregnant wife, Jocelyn, who gave birth to Clary Fray; and on Celine Herondale, Jace's mother.
He was freed from his prison in the Wayland manor cellar by Clary and Jace. But since the manor's stability was tied to Ithuriel's life force, when he returned to Heaven, The house collapsed.
~Damit I can't believe Ithuriel got captured again!
- I know right!! Angels are supposed to be difficult to trap!
- I know right!! Angels are supposed to be difficult to trap!
by Phoebe wildborn September 20, 2017
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