install a sprinkler system

to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.

"i want to install a sprinkler system on that girl"

by dim prickle October 27, 2005

Instakarma

When a little shit head kicks a ball at your house, with intent to damage, but the ball bounces back at him, and hits him in the face instead.

Instakarma is hilarious.

by Daytona Ann Hodank July 8, 2017

instalicious

When your photos are looking so prime they will make you an instant influencer on Insta

Damn Mara, that pic is instalicious

by You know what it is June 5, 2019

Install Gentoo

Much like the blinker fluid prank for car noobs, “Install Gentoo” is a prank for people who don’t know how a computer works.

Gentoo is a Linux distribution, which by default, is just a command line. This definitely throws the computer illiterate for a loop, and the computer gurus laugh at you.

<n00b>: My computer is running slow and hot, what should I do?
<nerd>: Install Gentoo.

by KomputerKid June 1, 2022

instalebrity

Someone who believes they are famous due to having high numbers of Instagram followers.

Jared: "Yeah, so my last photo got over 60,000 likes. Jayzombie & I are, like, totally best friends. People just seem to totally appreciate my Art. It just speaks to them, i guess..."

Customer: "Just give me my damn latte, you pathetic instalebrity."

by John Superman November 28, 2013

Instalike

The act of receiving, or giving, a Facebook 'like' instantly after posting a comment or status update.

(12:30) Dan: "Keep your pimp hand strong"
(12:30:05) Cody: *like*
(12:32) Dan: (to himself) "Ah, an instalike. Nice."

by Big C My Friends June 1, 2011

instakill

when your in fortnite listening to mo bamba in 10 hour repeat and you hit the default and get the kill

i hit the 8ball in !! that’s an instakill

by fortniteinstakiller101 November 29, 2018