Lunch Inspector

A term for the male reproductive organ (penis)

Open your legs sweet cheeks, you've got a meeting with the Lunch Inspector

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009

coochie inspector

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.

Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.

by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

ceiling inspector

a woman, usually a slut, who spends all their time on their back staring at the ceiling during sex. Indicative of a sexually lazy woman or one disinterested in their current partner.

Man, every time Sarah and I have sex, all she does is lay there like a ceiling inspector.

by rich0912 February 4, 2006

man hole inspector

a guy who likes other guys butts gay

hide your arse, theres a man hole inspector about

by Jonny C March 5, 2004

turd inspector

Accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.

My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

parking inspector

The most pathetic type of person existing on the planet.

I want to be a parking inspector when i grow up so I can be a shit bloke.

by The Ant October 31, 2006

hamper inspector

One, usually a male, who feels the need to inspect the laundry hampers of female friends, relatives, are even stangers.

man if i ever get a chance I am so going to be her hamper inspector

by The Duck Man April 13, 2008