The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.
Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!
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a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.
Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.
by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the coochie inspector mug.Jon: man this girl wont stop following me, what a black panda.
Mike: wow my girl is one too, she is right in that bush right dere.
Jon: should we report them or nah? FUCKING BLACK PANDAS CAN SUCK MY DICK
*rustle*
girls voice: really?
guys: ahhhhh
Mike: wow my girl is one too, she is right in that bush right dere.
Jon: should we report them or nah? FUCKING BLACK PANDAS CAN SUCK MY DICK
*rustle*
girls voice: really?
guys: ahhhhh
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Dan: Hey you coming out with us to the bar later Eric?
Eric: No, My girl is a powerful pussy sorry dude maybe another time.
Eric: No, My girl is a powerful pussy sorry dude maybe another time.
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or tiger pussied
or tiger pussied
Tom: Hey ricky did you get any buzz last night?
Ricky: yeah but she totally pulled a tiger pussy on me, it hurt like a bitch!
Ricky: yeah but she totally pulled a tiger pussy on me, it hurt like a bitch!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the Tiger Pussy mug.The act of taking a picture and failing at "duck lips" that it turns into "vagina lips"
The act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a vagina.
The act of kissing and squirting you spit in their mouth like a vagina would.
The act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a vagina.
The act of kissing and squirting you spit in their mouth like a vagina would.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the Vagina lips mug.Dom: Hey so did Sandra finally suck your dick?
Anthony: Yeah but she quit and spit right before I cummed because I said Casey instead of Suzy, whoops.
Anthony: Yeah but she quit and spit right before I cummed because I said Casey instead of Suzy, whoops.
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