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this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.
by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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