inrection

An Inrection is the opposite on an erection. This means your penis actually inrects itself back into your body for safety reasons.

A) Being hit extremly hard in the genatal area will cause your penis to actually inrect (inrection) inside you body possibly puncturing some vital organs. B) Seeing the most hideous beast of a girl walk into a bar, can actually force your penis back inside your body to keep itself from being exposed. C) jumping into a very very cold body of water IE. "Pool, River, Ocean, Large puddle" can force your penis into shock and send it back inside your body for warmth and shelter.

by Danny Hunnewell October 15, 2006

weapon of math instruction

something used to teach math.

protractor, pencil, compass....

all these are weapons of math instruction

by spanky February 5, 2004

short arm inspection

Examination of the male genitals, especially the penis to verify good hygiene and absence of disease. Years ago, VD (veneral disease) was spreading among army personnel so soldiers had to submit to these exams to insure that there were no unusual discharges from the penis and (especially uncircumsized) soldiers were clean. Since the rifle was nicknamed the long arm, the penis was named the short arm which is the origin of the name.

The sarge woke us up at 2 AM last night to perform short arm inspections.

by subidar October 8, 2011

Insertion

1. To put one objet inside of another object

a. When a man puts his penis “in” during sexual intercourse

Related
Penetrate Cock Thrust

Fabian: Insert It
Oliver: - Inserts (Insertion) Penis in Fabian -

Fabian: Ah ah ah ah aahhh
Fabian: Thrust Harder
Oliver: OH, This is what I’ve been waiting for, OHH

by Guest1444 March 13, 2019

insurrection

To punch someone's erection in so it goes into their body.

John was talking a ton of shit and just being generally annoying so I gave the son-of-a-bitch an insurrection.

by Filthy Sally March 28, 2005

Butt Inspection

When one asks another (preferably a friend) if she can look at her butt because she feels like there might be something on it ie. dirt, period stain, abc gum.

Sasha: Hey Clare can you give me a butt inspection?
Clare: Sasha you better go to the bathroom soon your leaking!
Sasha: Shit thanks for telling me that before i went to class

by Yo-Lawn-Duh March 18, 2009

Weapons of Math Instruction

Your basic tools for teaching math: Protractor, ruler, compass, etc.

They forced the man off the plane because he said he was carrying weapons of math instruction.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003