Inner Rambo

A psychological survival technique commonly found in males that allows them to overcome obstacles in survival situations.

Symptoms include:

Instant ability to use any melee or ranged weapon to ridiculous excess.

The abandonment of any code of honor and respect for life, religion, and/or property.

Massive spikes in manliness, such as the deepening of voice and loss of shirt (an added headband is also a clear sign.)

The systematic "I give-no-shits" attitude towards any hominid that doesn't possess a vagina.

Dramatic weepy background dreams and flashbacks. (The manliness factor is not affected during or after)

A severe immunity to bullets and any other tactical firepower.

After John's plane crashed in the South American rainforest, he used his Inner Rambo to survive the massive number of government insurgents between him and the U.S consulate.

Jim's Inner Rambo kicked in and he carried his attractive female boat passenger to safety, leaving all the other fuck-offs to become instant meat shields.

by Flagged January 16, 2013

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by Your dumb for searching this September 20, 2017

Inner Fag

The secret part of every straight male that enjoys Broadway Shows, singing showtunes, antiques, dancing, sad movies, puppies, gazpacho, and Liza Minelli.

Ed went to see "A Chorus Line" last night . . . I think he's exploring his inner fag.

by tagz July 5, 2007

innerbate

To cum inside your body or have an orgasm without masturbating. To innerbate.

This steak is so good that I just innerbated.

by Guiper March 6, 2009

inertia

Simple terms: The 'reason' that to why you have to use some sort of effort to move or stop something like an object.

The law/principle of inertia states that a body at rest will remain at rest and a body in motion will continue moving with a constant velocity unless acted upon by an external non zero force.

Don't confuse this with momentum

Due to inertia, a moving body in space (ie a vacuum) will not stop or deviate unless another non zero force acts on it (eg gravity)

by White Razor March 29, 2007

intertested

to try and test exactly how much someone is interested in you, or vice versa.

jake came over when i was sick with that nasty flu bug, and still made out with me. he was intertested and passed, big time.

by pam19 February 3, 2005

Intertouchdown

An intertouchdown occurs when a defender intercepts a pass in his endzone and instead of having the interception ruled a touchback, a replacement NFL referee calls that interception a touchdown for the other team.

To signal an intertouchdown, a replacement ref pulls down his pants and shoves his head up into his anal cavity via his anus.

Fred: "Did you see that MNF game last night? Wow, the Packers were robbed by the replacement refs. I think the Seahawks QB became the first player in NFL history to throw a game winning interception!"

Marty: "Yeah. Nice intertouchdown for the win there Seahawks."

Fred: "Intertouchdown? What's the signal for an intertouchdown?"

Marty: "To signal an intertouchdown, a replacement ref pulls down his pants and shoves his head up his ass."

by m_piet September 25, 2012