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Infantophile

A person who is attracted to toddlers in a sexual manner. A synonym, also known as the better known version, is pedophile
News Anchor: and today, we'll be talking about the decrease and rise of infantophile in certain areas. And what might be causing this. Jim?
by An Illegal Dictionary August 11, 2019
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Infant Annihilator

A boy band for kids and teens with wholesome lyrics, melodic autotune vocals and catchy pop tunes. Their videos consist of playing in the forest and running at the beach. The band members are friends and very confortable with each other which is a good message for kids. Recommended for all the Beliebers and One Direction fans seeking for new idols to fall in love with. ❤️
«My daughter LOVES Infant Annihilator! She squeals with joy whenever she hears them on the radio! »
by Individual of Truth October 19, 2019
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Erudite Infantry

The infantry that is apart of the Master Mango's army characterized by having great knowledge and insight.

They go about the world with the Erudite Military keeping the world protected from stupid people, stupid things, and everything that is stupid. Elminating them, rehabilitation some of them, and saving the world from all stupidity
Guy 1: So I was thinking about going to oversea's places like canada

Guy 2: Are you sure about what you just said?

Guy 1: Yeah why wouldn't I be?

*Gun shot*
*Guy 1 lieing on ground with brain matter leaking out*

Guy 2: Well he shouldn't of been so sure of his statement. One of the Erudite Infantry's Snipers must of gotten him.
by Mangocruz May 11, 2010
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Papa Infantino

Papa Infantino is the father of Pionel Pandres Pessi. He gives him penalties to rig things. Papa Infantino also hates Cristiano Ronaldo, and will do anything at any cost to mess him up. Papa Infantino loves Pessi.
Other traits: Loves penalties , and robbing things
Pionel Pandres Pessi: My dad gave me a penalty!
Friend: Is your dad Papa Infantino?
by Kevin is a Neuer fan July 14, 2023
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Paraphilic Infantilism

A fetish where people dress up like babies
My son's preschool teacher is into Paraphilic Infantilism and often wears diapers under his pants.
by Chodeyjones42 April 20, 2015
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Infantry wife

Proud army wife, married to an infantry soldier in the US Army. Many are nasty whores, though some are loving spouses who are devoted to thier husband and family, and who are NOT in it just for the damn I.D. card or benefits (insurance, income, commissary, etc.) Infantry wives can truely appreciate the beauty of a hot infantryman, as they are the ones who regularly see them in absolutely nothing other than thier dog tags. Yummy.
Infantry wife: "Welcome home! I missed you!! Now let's go to the bedroom."

Infantry soldier: "Hell yeah!"
by Fort lewis Wifey December 31, 2010
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infant

self explanatory -lots of fun can be had by replacing the word 'baby' with infant. 'baby' is used anywhere and everywhere for everything!!!. -substituting 'infant' garners some definite puzzlement, you may not publish this; but try it! it throws a definite wrench in the speech 'machine' -serves as a delightful speech 'stiffening agent' too!
see you later, infant
ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh infant, infant (-smokey robinson)
shes' my precious infant
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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