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bug fixes and performance improvements

What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.
What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements
by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023
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Improved Snail

When a girl is eaten out laying on her back and slowly pushes away as she cums leaving a trail much like a snail.
"Before we had sex I ate her out and she did the improved snail."
by firerock1 May 26, 2020
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I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve

Hym "So I'm not going to. I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve. I'm already better THAN you and I'm not doing anything other than child murder until I get credit and paid for AI. So, you can eat a dick. Maybe OTHER PEOPLE need to do that but I do not and am not going to. You pay and then you go fuck yourself. That's how this works. On my doorstep. Pay. Go fuck yourself. In that order. Whatever lesson you are trying to enforce here is lost on me. Fuck your kids. They are shit. And fuck you."

Retard "I wouldn't be letting the steal it if-"

Hym "Yeah, no, we can all see that you let people steal selectively and use that to coerce compliance. I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about life shit-brain. Are YOU the creator of AI? No. But you want me to need you to tell me something so you're doing this and it's pathetic. I'm not listening. You get somebody's kid stabbed before you make whatever point you're trying to make. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Improved Eightfold

improved tenfold two steps forward, one back
The football team have improved eightfold under the new coach. They’ve won all the games but there not quite the finished article.

Since meeting Becs, Toms life ‘improved eightfold’ He seems happier, but his outgoings on phone repairs are through the roof.
by Boujeeaf March 3, 2019
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Scripted Improv

A story with a plot, but the actors uses improvisation as the dialogue.
“What’s your favourite web show?”
Escape The Night with Joey Graceffa.”
“And why is that?”
“It has scripted improv.”
by EmmaRosie August 7, 2022
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(Improved) Hangman's Gambit

The single worst minigame in the entire Dangan Ronpa series.
Guy 1: Why do you hate (Improved) Hangman's Gambit?
Guy 2: Once I had two letters spawn on top of each other and got a Game Over.
by Jelly Tea May 6, 2023
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Improve

Nah. I'd rather just create AI and then do whatever I want. And then charlatans can go drinks some more pills or whatever it is that they do.
Hym "Nope. Don't need to improve. Already better than everyone. And I see no reason to relegate myself to my community. I also created AI."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
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