Isolation

A drinking game perfected in the East Coast of Canada that combines solitary confinement with liquor. Every participant must drink a handle of hard liquor in 45 minutes while isolated in their own personal room or confined space without any human interaction or communication. (Including cell phones, television, or even talking). The last person to finish their handle loses the game.

"We played Isolation last night.... It got fucking sloppy"

by dc15 October 25, 2009

Isolation Insulation

The friend you bring along to parties, if you're not sure that people you know will be there. This offers you protection against standing alone on the side like a potted plant or being ranted at by drunken tax attorneys.

Steve: You going to Wendy's on saturday, i don't really know anyone else whoose going.
Freida: Yeah, me neither, i'm bringing Tom as isolation insulation.

by CaptainLemming July 26, 2010

isolation fog

1. The cause of one's inability to remember what day, week or month it is after a week or so straight of being on "Shelter At Home" orders . May also cause people to forget to shower or wear pants or which direction is which.

2. The thing my brain has been living in since this pandemic quarantine started.

I forgot this Sunday was Easter Sunday because my brain is living in an isolation fog.

by Mysteh April 10, 2020

isolation expertise

n. the ability of being alone at all times with no exception. usually owned by internet people

A: Did you know Jimmy just joined the internet last night?
B: Wow, I wonder how long until he learns isolation expertise
A: What?

by whalecome March 1, 2021

Crunchy Isolation

When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.

Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."

by f091993 November 20, 2010

product-produced isolation

The malicious marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them. With their social interaction skills atrophied, the only way they can satisfy their innate need to interact with others is by consuming products.

Though he had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionately intelligent, like most Americans, product-produced isolation had gotten him to only interact with his family members, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derive his, in reality, dwindling self-esteem, identity and health by not walking. He also purchased one of the most powerful revolvers, books, watches, and other things, some of which he collected. But all that only led to his declining mental state, and to feel good he became an alcoholic. After attending Alcoholics Anonymous for a number of years, he stopped drinking and became an expensive cigar addict.

by but for August 9, 2018

product-induced isolation and identity

The comical marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them and satisfy their innate need to interact with others by overconsuming products, and simultaneously feel so inferior they will buy products to raise their self-esteem and improve their identity. Thus, selling consumers products which satisfy their emotional needs have become as profitable as those which satisfy their physical needs.

He had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionally intelligent, but like perhaps many Americans, Product-Induced Isolation and Identity got him to only interact with his family members, have only one or no friends, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derived his self-esteem and identity, or his computer and mobile device which essentially replace in-person human interaction. To top it all of, he just got his master's degree online in Mass Humbuggery and Manipulation.

by but for August 9, 2018