Imperial stout

A form of beer, specifically a stout, brewed incredibly strong so as to survive long sea journeys.

It is 10% alcohol, jet black, consistency of cough syrup, and tastes almost exactly like chewing tobacco. Served at room temperature. Beer as man was meant to drink.

By the time you get one glass down you're half-buzzed, your tastebuds are dead and you're not hungry for dinner anymore.

In short, it is the only true Man Beer in the world and will put some hair on your ass.

Real men drink Imperial Stout.

by Carlysle T. Rocquefort May 18, 2010

Imperial Guard (TES5)

The guards of imperial city in teh game The Elder Scrolls Oblivion. They are phychic, and can detect your lawbreaking schemes even ifyou just steal a lockpick. They wear big black armor and attack with longswords and shields. While they fight, like everything else in Oblivion, they shout rediculous, laughable quotes like "THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!" and other dumb things. Overall, you might want to be araid of them if you're a lawbreaker. Because they'll find you.

Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, you stolen goods are now forefit!

It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spreee is at an end!
(Imperial Guard (TES5)

by -(RaVeN)- October 10, 2011

ilerioluwa

(ILERIOLUWA) means God's promise
Its a (unisex) name they are kindhearted,they Dont depend on others for survival

You have Ilerioluwa personality

by Kitniffy February 4, 2020

Ileri

A sexy 10 inch bbc beast. With luscious lips and gets all the girls. Super tall like his ding dong and loves a black durag.

Person 1 : Yo Ileri you lookin fresh. Get one of those girls.
Ileri : Ok
Person 2 : Yo Ileri kiss me now.

by GASMAN1234;( May 9, 2021

Imperialist

One who believes that the business, personal affairs and destiny of his/her comparatively weak neighbor, could and should be more efficiently managed through the forcible intervention and operational restructuring of an outside influence, namely, the power that said imperialist represents. This, the imperialist believes, would inevitably prove to be advantageous to both parties.

Although history is filled with such individuals, three in particular stand out among the most prominent of imperialists.
1) Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821); Emperor of France, master of Europe.
2) Genghis Khan (1167-1227); commander of the “Golden Horde”, self-proclaimed and unchallenged “universal ruler”.
3) Howard Schultz (1953---?); chairman and chief global strategist of Starbucks, the leading retailer, roaster and brand of specialty coffee in the world.

by nethcev! August 14, 2006

Mrs. Imbert

Mean wannabe young teacher that tortures children.she give a lot of homework.she is the worse teacher ever

Mrs. Imbert gave a lot of homework ths week... I hate her

by Ja-hoe makes you grow... Ding June 1, 2018

imperial system

An awful outdated system still used in many countries such as the US and partly in the UK.

Revolves around measuring weight, length, distance and currency in units that actually do not make sense, unlike the metric system which has been taken on board by most countries and is used in all science.

imperial system : 12 inches is a foot. 3 foot is a yard. 1760 yards is a mile.

metric system : 10 milimetres is a centimetre. 100 centimetres is a metre. 1000 metres is a kilometre.

Which system makes sense?

by Nic September 11, 2005