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I'm a hypnotist so I use lots of hypnotism
by Trumpet.2015 February 15, 2015
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hpnotiq

What college kids drink on special 18th birthdays
Jess: we got hpnotiq for my birthday
Jamie: sweet i can;t wait to drink it
JC: no, we are limiting your intake after Sunday nights events
Jess: sweep the deck, you are no longer a champ
by j.e.w. October 17, 2006
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Hypnotic Pi

When autistic folks and idiot savants claim that hours-long meditation on the seemingly random or sacred digits of the number π puts them in some kind of trance, which allows their mind’s eye to see sexy numerical patterns or relationships, or to visualize kaleidoscopic geometric shapes in higher dimensions.
Number theorists obsessed with the properties of π love to indulge themselves in hypnotic pi activities, hoping to experience a few aha! moments, which could help them secure early tenure thanks to some breakthrough results or elegant proofs on pi that grace the pages of reputable math journals.
by MathPlus June 27, 2021
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hypnoticgg

that nigga almost has bigger lips than hypnoticgg
by biglongnosejkap March 11, 2015
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hypnotist

A dance that was born from a mishap in a hypnotism session.
1)The dancer sits in a chair and places his right leg on a coffee table, then beats his head vigorously on a picture frame while venting his personal thoughts about life and singing a national anthem of his or her choice.
2)The slang name for tricking a young trick or treater into invading the man with 15 attack dog's house to find a "twix the size of godzilla" that resides in his basement.
1) I'm taking a hypnotist class at the dance academy. I brought my own picture frame and have been reviewing the French national anthem all week!

2)Have you seen billy? since i pulled that hypnotist last week i haven't seen him.
by BillyGotLostSoSad July 9, 2007
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Hypnotist

When a man cums into a girls eyes to blind them, than he proceeds to slapping her silly.
Girl: Yesterday josh hypnotised me...

Girl: guess that makes him a hypnotist
by dude6546 February 27, 2009
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hypnotic

Popularised by the life and times of internet celebrity hypnotic4502, "hypnotic" is slang for a 35+ year old male who is going absolutely no where in life and, due to this, spends the majority of his time on the internet.
Common traits of "hypnotics" include: having horrible taste in music, having an internet girlfriend (who dumps him within the month for being clingy), and writing essay length trolls that nobody reads on various subjects such as religion.
That guy certainly is a hypnotic! He must lead a particularly pathetic life.
by HotBallsJohnson August 10, 2006
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