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Husband Material

A guy you (girl/gay guy) would consider perfect enough to marry one day.
Kaylie: Look at Alex! He's lookin fine.

Lyndsie: Ya. He's definitely husband material.
by ThaBigCheesy October 18, 2010
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Husband Bulge

This expression comes from the horror movie Cabin in the Woods, released in 2011. Basically, a "husband bulge" is an erection.
"Dude, zip up your fly. I can see your husband bulge!" erection
by BeccaBess August 21, 2012
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husband faker

A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.
Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."
by yes juanito yes April 7, 2013
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husband in Law

The guy who hooks up with your exwife
I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone
by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019
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Husband Penis

A penis that is to be considered perfect size, not too big not too small. A penis that you can’t get enough of.
“My boyfriend has the perfect penis, I could fuck him all day.”
“That’s a husband penis.”
by Viokie October 4, 2021
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husband's bulge

Old-timey, folksome, or religious nutjob's "polite" or naive way of explaining what a boner, visible underneath clothing is. It implies that the speaker doesn't believe sex or sexual desire should happen outside of marriage; so only a husband would have a boner. But "boner" or "erection" are too scandalous and obscene to say.
That guy in class was totally trying to hide his....husband's bulge under his books.
by anonnigh September 30, 2013
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husband cute

Being attractive enough to marry in regards to specific categories such as personality, character, specific physical attributes, but not necessarily what one would call "hott" or "sexy".
Despite Dr. Fars overweight stature, his nice eyes and great personality makes him husband cute.
by JAKKL November 2, 2011
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