When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(
For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!
by JyahC July 6, 2019
Get the food hostage mug.a low class hotel, usually have shared bathroom. usually for young travelers or students. Comes from Medieval Latin hospitale hospice
by jimendress March 11, 2005
Get the hostel mug.An annoying part of Modern Warfare 2, where the host decides to be a jackass and leave the game, leaving you and the other players suspended at your positions, awaiting the dreadful migration to end. In other words, it's the worst part of MW2.
by I Liek Me Some Mudkipz November 27, 2011
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Get the chocolate hostages mug.Knows more about obscure craft beer than you. Brews his own beer, no doubt. Ridicules your choice in beer. Only drinks IPAs. Domestic beers used for cooking only. AKA a "Beer Hipster"
I ordered a Great Lakes Christmas Ale last night at the bar and you should have seen the look that bartender hopster gave me. He then proceeded to rattle off his favorite beers and why they're superior to my favorite beer.
by parker45 December 5, 2010
Get the hopster mug.1. Possibly the next best thing to prostitution.
2. A type of business in Japan that resembles an escort service. However, the hosts are male, service is very expensive, and does not offer sex. Rather, it is more like paying an incredibly good looking guy to go on a date with you and flirt relentlessly. Kissing, cuddling, and holding hands may or may not be allowed depending on the club you go to. Host club generally cater to women, but can also entertain other men.
3. A place where good looking men from about 18-25 years of age can become hosts. They can quite often make a killing depending how popular they are.
4. The female equivalent is a hostess club.
2. A type of business in Japan that resembles an escort service. However, the hosts are male, service is very expensive, and does not offer sex. Rather, it is more like paying an incredibly good looking guy to go on a date with you and flirt relentlessly. Kissing, cuddling, and holding hands may or may not be allowed depending on the club you go to. Host club generally cater to women, but can also entertain other men.
3. A place where good looking men from about 18-25 years of age can become hosts. They can quite often make a killing depending how popular they are.
4. The female equivalent is a hostess club.
That guy is so handsome that he could be in a host club!
The prices for champagne at that host club were outragous; ¥10,000 ($115) per glass!
The prices for champagne at that host club were outragous; ¥10,000 ($115) per glass!
by doinuma45 August 9, 2010
Get the host club mug.To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.
On the way to a sales call:
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
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