feral housewife

So if a domestic housewife is the proper stay at home mom type, cooks, cleans, watches the kids kind of wife

Then that would make the feral housewife the slutty bratty wife, doesn’t have kids and they party and have crazy mind blowing sex all the time.

A: Man, screw getting a domestic housewife, I want me a feral housewife.

B: A what?

A: You know? A girl that can hold her own. Talks back. And can fuck like an animal.

by RibCage98 October 19, 2020

Housewife

A word that was considered obsolete. It now means the member of a relationship who takes care of the house.

Jimmy retired, while Joanne went back to work. I guess he's the housewife now.

by noseyrosy August 31, 2017

Household High

When one engages in using random substances in home or easily shop lifted items to get insanely blitzed when short on cash

After eating a box of coriciden, air duster hits and smoking rollies, Jeff was insanely household high

Guy 1: "Shit I'm short on cash too, fuck it let's pair up and lift some shit from wegmans for a household high"
Guy 2: "I'm with it man, I love seeing colors and blocks for 5 seconds, damn my chest hurts"

by bguy May 4, 2013

Hoochie Housewife

When you have a wife that has one foot in the relationship and one foot out of the relationship. (Wifeish)

Your wife is talking to other guys, shes nothing but a Hoochie Housewife!

by Tythehealthyguy December 8, 2018

hutaos.housewife

One of my favs mutuals u are very cool if ur seeing this
This was made by user@reonamybeloved on TikTok! 😋

"Hey, do you follow hutaos.housewife on TikTok?

"No, but they seem cool i will right now!"

by ruishusband August 23, 2021

housewife weight

The excessive baggage that is gradually acquired over time by a housewife. They start off pretty, but slowly turn into fat cows who do nothing all day but sit around and eat things covered in chocolate and creamy shit.

Housewife weight results from a belief that, since the woman already has a husband who will pay for all the stupid, pointless shit she wants, she has a right to stop exercising and eating right, because she thinks that he will not leave her. If the man is smart, he will drop her tubby ass like a bad habit and find a girl half his age.

Once upon a time, John married a hot young intelligent woman named Jane. Jane began gaining housewife weight, and slowly morphed from a 9 into a -2, and became indestinguishable from a common farm hog.

by Daniel Jakubek November 29, 2006

Canadian Housewife

A stay at home mom who can't cook, clean nor supervise her 5+ children. Her husband eventually gives up and walks, but not without paying her child support. She makes new friends who in turn take advantage of her and her money. She and her girlfriends smoke like a coal plant. She eats take-out or orders delivery. The entire house is a disgusting mess. There are cigarette burns in the carpet, many many old food containers, old moldy dirty dishes piling in the sink, stains on the wall and the smell of stale nicotine permeates the air. The kids are unwashed. Their clothing are hand-me-downs of various out-dated styles. She's on anti-depressants and whole other cocktail of meds. She writes many letters to Oprah asking for help and money, which all go unanswered.

Building Inspector: What the fuck happened to this house!!!!!??? It's such a pig sty.

Landlord: Canadian Housewife.

Building Inspector: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

Landlord: Thanks a lot now I'll have to clean that up too.

by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010