Hork

To laugh while consuming food or beverage, expelling said consumable out one's nose

I was reading a post on the message board, and I horked pepsi out my nose, it was so funny!

by July Cleaver April 25, 2006

horked

fouled, screwed, fucked, trashed. After Ren Höek, the neurotic chihuahua from the animated Ren and Stimpy Show.

Said of a hairball outside of a cat.

I can't ping the server, the router is all horked up.

Spot finally horked up that hairball.

by Hal Mounce October 13, 2007

horking

Large and ominous.

He found a big, horking bug on his dashhoard.

by C.D. Shotwell August 8, 2003

Horked

The failure of computer networking Hardware.

This router is horked.

by Louie Beans November 19, 2009

Hork

1. It's a pig that whores around a lot.
2. A typo.
3. me

Roger you're such a stupid hork!

by I ♥ Wet Cats August 26, 2014

horking

To drive around late at night and steal beer from open garages.

My friends and I went horking last night. We have plenty of beer for tonight.

by Phototrout August 22, 2006

Hork

To be mad or pissed off.

What?! You have to work late again? That really horks me off! Or: I am really horked at my girlfriend. She broke my favorite coffee mug.

by Unkle Arnie October 31, 2003