Hippo Toe

When a very big obese woman has extremely tight pants on - cutting in around the crotch area.

First person: Oh my God - Look at that Hippo Toe"

Second person: "Yeah - like WTF!! - a camel toe just isn't going to cut it!"

by berenson October 16, 2008

Hippo Elephant Rhino

When put together, you get Helephino (Hell if I know). Can be used if you do not know the answer to a question

Bob: When are we going to go to supper
Jessi: Hippo Elephant Rhino.

by theweeklymancast_dave October 28, 2010

Hippo hockey

A very popular North American sport introduced in the late 20th century which is played very often by average-weight Wal-Mart shoppers.Upon entering an aisle,which is crowded by anywhere from ten to fifteen 300-pound human hippos,the average-size shopper uses their cart to knock the huge asses out of their way.

"If you have to shop at Wal-Mart,be prepared to play hippo hockey,especially on a Saturday or during the holiday shopping season."

by GhettoHillbilly October 25, 2012

Hippo Gamer

An overweight female gamer who tends to be generally ugly and looks like they've taken a bath in fried chicken grease.

John: Did you see Merridian's new Instagram post ?
Jack: Yeah she's so fat, she's like a Hippo Gamer

by FlavouredJelly January 23, 2019

hippoclothisios

a drunk person

that guy has been in the bar for thwe whole day! hew must be a hippoclothisios

by POWG January 30, 2019

hippo

See Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell is a hippo!

by joe c August 22, 2004

Hippocrate

1. The retarded way of spelling 'hypocrite'.

2. A large container used for transporting a hippo.

1.

*On a chatroom*

Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...

Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?

Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...

2.

Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?

Random Bloke: Yessuh.

by The Crateman October 16, 2011