Hobknocker

Used to describe a pair of two really large breast implants, that a docter implanted well he was drunk. The breast are normally super uneven, and look more like mountains. In most cases one mountain is ALOT larger than the other one.

Brittney Spears: "Did you see Linsey's new hobknockers?"

Hilary Duff: "Yeah I know I heard the docter got wasted, because she gave him a blowjob."

by Captain Obvously Awesome April 28, 2009

hobknocker

means a mans penis is on/or about to be slapped on your face

youare a hobknocker.{haveing sex with animals}

by micala12345678990 March 25, 2010

Hobknocker

A really cool nerd. Someone who'll fix your computer and then suck your dick.

"Hey man, who's that Hobknocker?"

"That's Mr. Hudson!!"

by I.B. 2010 February 26, 2009

Hobknocker

When a man knocks you in the face with his hob (his dick)

"He is such a hobknocker for slapping her in the face with his dick like that."

by Ronaldmcdonald44 April 28, 2022

hobknockers

tits

she had some nice hobknockers

by jman24 February 02, 2021

Hobknocker

In Britain, hobknocker is an old term for the metal doorknockers that used to be on front-doors. Because of their rounded appearance, an association was made with the shape of a prominent women's mons veneris. It is probably from here that American definitions have acquired derogatory sexual connotations.

Scrooge saw Marley's face appear in the door's hobknocker

by ACProctor March 08, 2020

Hobknocker

A person who has sexual relations with a short, or vertically challenged person. (Hobit, or Hobbe)

Bloody hobknocker ran off with Bridget last night...

by ShadeLite August 15, 2016