Mary Hinge

Mary Hinge is a Spoonerism (or very nearly) for Hairy Minge.

A Spoonerism is where the initial letters (or syllabols) of two words, as in "Mary Hinge" becomes "Hairy Minge", are accidentaly swapped to make two more words, usually with a comic outcome. Sometimes the Spoonerising of two words deliberately is to diguise rude sayings in mixed company. i.e. Sweaty Bollocks become Betty Swallocks. Simple!

by Favey Dyfe March 19, 2010

Hemingway

Verb. Writing a paper under the influence of alcohol, like noted author, Ernest Hemingway.

It's due tomorrow. I totally have to hemingway that term paper tonight.

by tilalilalililil March 13, 2011

Hemingway Method

A method of doing school work based on the quote by Ernest Hemingway, "Write drunk; edit sober." This can use any method of inebriation be it drugs or alcohol, you just can't be sober. This tends to work best when you have time to sober up and edit the essay.

I really couldn't get any inspiration for my Sociology mid-term, so I resorted to the Hemingway Method. Surprisingly enough drunk me is filled with ideas, I got an A, mind you my friend you must have time to sober up before you turn in the essay.

by Carsen Tyler July 28, 2012

Hingis

Autocomplete fail for "hungry".

I need to eat because I'm Hingis.

by jimbojw November 6, 2019

The polish door hinge

Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.

Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...

by Frank Fontain May 23, 2019

Hemingway's lemonade

Liquor, in particular whiskey.

"We drank nothing else but Hemingway's lemonade last night. And did we feel it the day after!"

by Uforya June 25, 2010

door hinge

This mythical word (or two words if you prefer) actually rhymes with "orange"
Deal with it

I'm going to get eat an orange when I finish fixing this door hinge...

by sombrero stan December 16, 2005