hippy 

A music elitist wh is trapped in the 60's and/or 70's with a total lack of respect for the property of others. Usually enrolled in a shitty bumfuck nowhere college's liberal arts program and think of themselves as cool yet they live with their parents.

"I'm a fucking stupid hippy"
"Fucking hippies raided my fridge again!"

hippy by Right-Wing Ass June 30, 2005

Hippy 

Dude, It's a dude, Dude!

Duuuuuuuude, you don't own the potato, the potato owns you! - Hippy

Hippy by Gentatsu November 7, 2007

hippy 

One who is most commonly generalised under the same catagory as the following due to their unproductiveness: women, children, the elderly, the obese, environmentalists, feminists.

God damn, look at that useless hippy doing his drugs, and not having a job. How unproductive of him.

Guy #1: Hey man we're running out of firewood

Guy #2: Oh don't worry, there's a hippy circle over there

hippy by Yuppyurshit November 2, 2010

hippy 

1.someone that likes the gratful dead, janis joplin, and hemp
2.someone that doesnt need much; just peace and pot

hippys were most common in the 60'2 and 70's

hippy by from a hippy dad October 15, 2006

hippy 

A useless piece of shit mistakenly classified as a human being that accomplishes nothing even semi-important in life. These creatures live off of fast food and distribute illegal substances while protesting “The Big Cooperation.” Eventually if a college education in "basket weaving" is obtained, these useless beings will eventually develop into liberals then maybe even the well known and hated democrat.

Listen Hippy! Leave your Subaru or broken down buss, stop bitching, and get a real job! If you dont like our county get the fuck out!

hippy by Jon Green December 6, 2006

hippy 

A liberal who reeks of forest and needs a haircut. Easily recognizable by the long hair and lack of money and motivation.

See that long haired man over there? He's a damn hippy.

hippy by Rayeth July 18, 2005

hippy 

Middle aged potbellied fat old fuckers with long greasy hair and a tangled beards. May also smoke, snort, shoot up, and, or swallow massive amounts of mind-expanding drugs. Wear dirty old clothes circa 1984 and rank of sweat and ass. Daily actvities include bitching about the woes of society and laying around in the alley where they live. Are to be avoided at all costs.

That fucking hippy stinks like a dead man's farts.

hippy by Mark James October 9, 2003