Herpes

A sexually transferred disease.

That guy has herpes.

by Jimbodium September 28, 2009

herpe

a single herpes virus. If you are infected with a single herpes virus, that means you don't have herpes. You just have a herpe.

Shut up! I don't have herpes, I just have a herpe.

by G'z Nutz September 11, 2004

The Herp

Another term for herpes, most likely contracted through sex with many partners or one partner with many partners, or even possibly a toilet seat.

I wouldn't hit that, she's got The Herp.

by FlippinJC January 23, 2009

herpes

warts on ur dick if ur a guy or on ur pussy if ur a girl. Is contracted by unprotective sex with one who has it.

love is temporary, herpes is forever

by mark101 June 12, 2008

HERPES

A headset microphone. Specifically, any in-the-ear or ear-bud style communication device.

"Everyone make sure your HERPES is on."

by ThePsychoSmurf September 22, 2020

Herpes

Red crusty bumps that one has on one's face or genitals. Very repulsive to the opposite sex and is a life ban against sexual relations in most cases unless you find another herpetic partner to engage with.

A social disease that can be embarrassing- especially if you're walking around with it on your face.

Being obese and having herpes, Vitale found it very hard to get a date.

by nolse January 27, 2009

The Herp

Another name for herpes, a disease which results in fucking boils all over your dick.

Bro 1: Dude, I think I got the Herp from that slutty ass 'ho last night. Bro 2: Thats kinda tight. Bro 1: Dude I got fucking lesions on my dick, how is that tight? Bro 2: It's tight.

by Miguel of the people February 19, 2009