Helms-Deep

When balls-deep just is not deep enough, you gotta keep on pushing through.

Man, I was balls-deep in Joleen last night when she screamed "deeper", so I went for helms-deep.

by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010

Helmo

Helmo is usually the name of an awesome couple, who are perfect for each other and everyone is jealous of them! They are usually also both really sexy. In a proper Helmo, they both have to be Dutch.

Guy 1 : They're so cute together!

Guy 2 : I know, they're a helmo!

by HelmoTheSexyCouple October 15, 2011

sex helmet

A helmet worn by your lady, similar to a grid-iron helmet, purely to protect the woman from being knocked unconscious during vigorous sex in which her head may come into contact with a wall/bedhead

Damn baby, Imma give it to you tonight, best put on you sex helmet

by Markolovesdarkhole April 19, 2015

Stig-Helmer

A Stig-Helmer is a creative, clumsy, day-dreaming, kind person. They tend to become fascinated of one certain thing, like train models, therefore, a Stig-Helmer must be a very intelligent guy. A Stig-Helmer is also very creative and creates interesting imaginations of the world around, dreaming of being a hero, Stig-Helmer is unaware that he already is one. Stig-Helmer got one friend, Ole, who is a really nice company for Stig-Helmer. Although Stig-Helmer is a bit sceptic to modern things and Ole is obsessed with such, they still agree on many things. Ole is an optimistic Norwegian and Stig-Helmer a more sceptic Swede. Together they travel all around the world. Let’s not forget, Stig-Helmer is the most romantic human you can find! He is nice and understanding and treats a woman the way she wants. He doesn’t ask for much love, but he gives away a ton of it to whoever he might love. On the deepest inside, he is very heroic and won’t let go of anyone in need of help. Stig-Helmer’s common appearance is a tall guy with glasses, mustache and wild hair with the so famous Stig-Helmer-tofs sticking out from the side of the head. Stig-Helmer is always running into troubles but with his creativity he solves them easily. He is also a great fan of the football-team Hammarby (Bajen). In fact, Stig-Helmer is a very famous figure in Sweden from the movies about him, Sällskapsresan. You’ll be able to find them but they’re in swedish. Stig-Helmer is portrayed in the movies by Lasse Åberg.

-What is the name of that tall, friendly guy?
-You won’t believe me! Stig-Helmer!
-OMG xD

by DODmof January 29, 2021

Gabe Helmy

The action of getting defensive when somebody asks about his relationship status.

P1 : Hey do you have a girlfriend?
P2 : **Triggered. DONT MAKE ME GABE HELMY YOUR AS*.

by ninthofseptember April 21, 2018

Nordick Helmet

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.

Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...

by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009

knight's helmet

When you rest your balls on someone's forehead, then run your shaft down the middle of their face.

Cindy was feeling vulnerable and requested the protection of the knight's helmet from Mark.

by Can you WooWooWoo?! May 8, 2022